[Image Description: A competition banner showing Gideon Nav and Harrowhark Nonagesimus, from the book series The Locked Tomb, versus Spock and James Kirk, from the TV series Star Trek, versus Caleb Widowgast and Essek Thelyss, from the Campaign Two: The Mighty Nein of Critical Role. End ID.]
Venom but it’s Quark and Odo
I actually know this one! It’s because Gene Roddenberry hated me, specially, and didn’t want me to derive any joy from life!
taika waititi and james gunn looking at what they have left to work with
My Favorite Things About Star Trek (TOS)
-all the ways they avoided saying “sex” -eyebrows -cats turned into sexy ladies on two separate occasions -the ensign that Chekov was hitting on in “The Apple” that beat the shit out of two grown men -Uhura -“how many times can we reuse this set before they notice?” -“how many times can we reuse this actor before they notice?” -the spray painted pipes glued to plywood, glued to the walls to make them look more legit -all aliens wear go-go boots -“lieutenant please call all the ship’s most important personnel for beam down to this hostile planet” -everyone else has like an actual shirt under their uniform but Kirks just got a little black collar sewn into his uniform so that when it gets ripped we get to see his chest -every ship had its own insignia and this is never mentioned in any of the other series (not even Enterprise as far as I know) -all the other captains are assholes, all of them -“Fear not fair maiden!”, “Sorry neither.” -the prime directive is more a suggestion than a rule
hey just wondering what the FUCK was i on when i wrote half the spirk shit i wrote.
Couple in a horror movie: *is constantly berated by malevolent, clearly supernatural forces*
Husband: obviously my wife has gone nuts and I’ll humor her until it’s inconvenient for me
Me, right before the drop date for the last 2 semesters:
money-comb
saving up to fly out to scotland and spot the loch ness monster
emelang
Get me drunk enough and I’ll drop the long af list of bottom Spock fics out there
obviously it’s completely tragic that sam kirk died and jim was too late to save him but i snorted so hard when they rolled him over and it was just william shatner wearing a fake moustache
goldfish-moriarty
Was he literally the only person you could find to play a dead blonde man? You legit did not have to do that but it’s funnier that you did.
nihilisticmarshmallow
Their budget was $12 and a single bag of instant coffee, bless them