Nah why does america have a city called Buston Massivehugetits 😭😭
"Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."
WINONA RYDER in HEATHERS (1988)
i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them
the english meanwhile seem to have developed some sort of phobia about them
When we were discussing the surgery I'd need for my sleep apnea, the surgeon told me I'd never be able to speak French properly because the French R is a uvular sound and I'd no longer have a uvula.
... that's okay? I'm not French? I don't speak French? I've always thought it was the weirdest thing for him to say!
Huh. Didn't know you could have French surgically removed.
sorry i just cannot get this out of my head. Like, "oh you speak french? i hear there's an operation for that"
i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths
I have no mouth and I must stream
have you travelled outside of the country or been mad at me in the last six months
its important census data
This is still one of the funniest things in all of music history
getting older for me has just been realizing how important it is to check the weather forecast ever day
rain from 4 to 8 today? gotta make sure i tell every person i see
"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.
i have blocked this guy four times and he keeps sending me this dumbass picture and it makes me laugh everytime i see it
HES BAAAACK
ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here FRIEND: how can you tell ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial
when the meme goes too far and now has a body count
GIRL MATH
we'd pay the women in our factories 100% less if we could!
