"would you fuck your clone" = boring, who cares, the answer says nothing about you other than whether or not you're your own type
"would you fuck MY clone" = unexpected, high potential to cause a lot of 'why would you fuck my clone and not me?' drama, reasonable question to ask if you're a mad scientist
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
lord
Y’ALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
This post made my water break
In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
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its important for a lady to smell like cheap perfume and expensive weed
still thinking about this
Hot queer spaces tip: never trust any spot that has fewer than 2 fat and hairy people present!! You have no idea what other problems the space has if they can’t even meet the bear minimum
Pressed flower collage of a comet moth, by Helen Ahpornsiri
PRESSED FLOWERS???
Sometimes ppl do stuff with art and I go "why did you.... how did you.... thank you for your esoteric and ultra specific medium art"
forceneeting affirmations. you secretly wish you were unemployed dont you. call in sick from work and smoke weed with me in the mall parking lot before we go browse gamestop for an hour without buying anything. theres a creek in the woods nearby lets just go sit and throw rocks in the water until the sun sets. we can shoplift some unsalted peanuts for the ducks on the way there. its only 2 pm so it wont be that busy. dont you just want to do this every day forever
forceneeting affirmations. you secretly wish you were unemployed dont you. call in sick from work and smoke weed with me in the mall parking lot before we go browse gamestop for an hour without buying anything. theres a creek in the woods nearby lets just go sit and throw rocks in the water until the sun sets. we can shoplift some unsalted peanuts for the ducks on the way there. its only 2 pm so it wont be that busy. dont you just want to do this every day forever
can a schmovement girl and a fundamentals girl really fall in love?
BORN TO FORGET
WORLD IS A BLUR
I Am Memory Issues Man
410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES
BORN TO FORGET
WORLD IS A BLUR
I Am Memory Issues Man
410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
there's something I find really instructive about the whole thing with the columnist who was scammed into handing over her savings in a shoebox, that I haven't seen many people talk about.
plenty of people have justifiably laughed at her credulity for just accepting that she was dealing with the cia and doing whatever they said, and she mentions herself in the article the sense of crushing mortification that she was so ready to bow to any perceived authority. other people have discussed the value of the piece being its "it could happen to anyone" message, coming from a financial analyst who has written about avoiding scams, which is fine and does have value.
but what I find fascinating is the way it illustrates the secret power of a good scam artist or charismatic leader: they don't have to look or sound convincing to 99% of observers. they just have to be talented at picking up on the specific cues that work on one person. this is why they move so quickly to isolate their targets from everyone around them, and maintain intense pressure with ticking clocks and regular check-ins. the scam is not designed to hold up under even 5 minutes of close scrutiny, it's designed to bypass scrutiny by hitting emotional buttons on a specific individual. the stupider you feel after you cool off, the better they've done their job.
anyone interested in charismatic manipulation, whether scams, cults, or abusive relationships, has heard people say "I'd never fall for something like that". and every victim, in retrospect, says "I never thought I'd fall for something like that". there is no special pattern of stupidity, intelligence, vulnerability or confidence. the pattern is that the perpetrator recognises a thought or behaviour characteristic they can take advantage of. they're the ones selecting you. and that's why teaching people the underlying social mechanics of charismatic abuse is more effective than telling them about lists of individual scams to watch out for. the thing that works on you won't look like anything you've scoffed at, by nature. survival bias plane dot jpeg.
she is just checking the cylinder. nothing else going on here
wheel guns are for the sapphics. iykyk.
That's right
fact checked, this is actually a smoother unload than if i do it normally.
target audience
she is just checking the cylinder. nothing else going on here
wheel guns are for the sapphics. iykyk.
That's right
fact checked, this is actually a smoother unload than if i do it normally.
target audience
