choosing to be kind is the biggest rebellion in a world that profits off of cruelty and hate
All of you mother-fuckers better get ready for December 20th. The person I can going to become the second I hear the the words “look I didn’t want to be a half blood” will be insufferable. I will seriously never shut up about it
the way i sometimes forget my friends’ or family’s birthdays but have celebrated percy’s birthday consecutively for 8 years without fail
was reunited with some very close friends from elementary and middle school today (percy jackson annabeth chase and grover underwood)
Y’all better get ready cuz come December 20 2023 this is gonna be my entire personality
I think ive said it before but you really gotta feel bad for oedipus that wanting to fuck your mother got named after him. He really did not want to do that . It is central to oedipus rex how badly he didnt want to do that. Dick move by freud
6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare
If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables
DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long
When you follow funny people on tumblr there will just be lesbian sex on your dash sometimes and that's ok
i tend to be cautious about bothering cats but I think it's important to remember that some pretty extreme cat bothering is still within the typical bounds of cat social life





