whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style
the "cozy small-town episodic murder mystery" genre is so fascinating to me because of the contrast between the ostentatiously cute and cozy settings and the unbelievably high murder rate driven not by socioeconomic or cultural factors but just by the fact that everyone is, like, a huge drama queen
my guess is that it activates the peasant brain, “live in a small rustic area where people routinely beat each other to death over petty disputes” is another big part of the peasant farmer experience
would like to see a small town murder mystery that elaborates into a series as the first murder triggers a cycle of revenge on the level of an Icelandic saga
Cozy mystery series but one of the main characters is inexplicably Njáll Þorgeirsson
More Hollywood writers deserve the same fate.
The humility that they'll take away from the experience is worth more than the latest, award winning bowel movement they helped contribute to.
Don't get me wrong the USA is a hell country and most of what is considered usamerican culture is a fucking NIGHTMARE and a lot of us are suffering both in and out of the country bc of it but. There's certain things that people outside of the USA make fun of and not in a jovial way that I'm like hmm. Fucka you actually
"why are the food and drink proportions so big" why shouldn't they be??? What's so bad about nobody feeling like they're still hungry and also often times it's with the intention of having leftovers bc you're not expected to clean your plate at restaurants. Also who doesn't like a large beverage????
"americans are so FAT and LOUD and CHEERFUL" yeah and our meat is also fucking huge. got any other cool and rad things about us???
"ugh [insert food that is usually either southern food or immigrant food but especially biscuits and gravy for some fucking reason???] Looks so gross and unhealthy why would you eat that??" Because it's fucking good and tasty what're you talking about
"why would you take a road trip???" Well historically it's because due to the infastructure and lack there if that was established in the 1940s and continues to this day road trips are often the cheapest and most accessible form of travel and they come with the added practically that depending on what supplies you bring what season it is and what car you have you can sleep in said car during the journey which is an added level of both convenience and cuts down on costs further.
For most people though it's because it's fun go grab a bunch of snacks and a friend or two and go some place it rules
"cringey Americans use FAHRENHEIT for WEATHER" my thermostat is always set at 69 😎😎😎😎
this tumblr UI change is SPECIFICALLY for the twitter refugees btw.
If you want to blame anyone, blame staff and the shit eaters that moved over here from there.
In case I havent made my stance perfectly clear, the migrants who came to this site and demanded these changes should blow their brains out
God forbid we have a semi unique social media experience
Yes, the sentiment is true but like schools taking books that teach kids how to eat ass out of the libraries is a little different there steevie
Oh, so now the child orgy scene writer is gonna preach at us
So, they not only shot Harambe, they gassed his family.
I’m sorry what?!
15 years before he was assassinated, Harambe's family were killed in a "gas accident."
This goes deeper than the second gunman and the grassy knoll
Note: washing raw chicken will lead to cross contamination of surfaces in the kitchen, salmonella dies in the heat when the chicken is properly cooked.
Don't get me started on those plastic and glass seasoning mixes that are full of MSG. I worked in a manufacturing for those one summer during my university years and boy do they add the most unnatural ingredients to your "organic" and natural seasonings and MSG is in every one of them even the dried herbs and spices that come in packets and are not mixes
Basketball Americans looking at literal heaps of fresh herbs: where's the seasoning???????
*CHIRP*
Holy shit...
This is what normalizing abortion does. Babies aren’t products to be bought and sold and discarded at the first sign of a defect. They are human beings and this is evil.
It's gay people what did you expect? Who knows what they would've done to that kid in the long run.
wow can I see this couple I just wanna talk
aw theyre force feeding him so the meme can go on 🥰