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Third wheeling

@localburningtrashpile

There are jokes have a great time yall. Glad to be that one blog you think is funny

big fan of being able to go back in a reblog chain and rb a version of a post without the additional comments you don't find funny. but it also feels like lowkey snubbing the person who put it on your dash. like sorry boss im trimming the fat here. your tastes are not quite good enough. die.

TIL the reason this inconsistently shows up in notes for the same post is bc if you look at the notes from a reblog, replies from ppl blocked by the reblogger don’t show up but if you look at it from someone else like OP they do show up

huh, i wonder why this person has a problem with being blocked. im sure they have really normal ideas about bringing pets inside restaurants

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one of today's unluckiest 10K

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sometimes i wish i had facial hair

like sexy stubble or something that would be so cool

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perfect

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im not coming back to tumblr i just needed to find this post in order to dunk on my younger self. you absolute baby buffoon. you dumbass

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I love showing people a picture of my cat for the first time and they go "aww" and then I say "her name is Pigeon" and they go "aww her name is PIGEON" bc this knowledge has made her cuter

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this is Pigeon btw

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often horror will ask the question “what if there was a strange man outside your door?” and my answer is Well i would not like that very much. real life is like this, too

if i was in a haunted hotel with shelley duvall for an entire winter i would not chase her around with an axe

get a load of this, fellas. heh, “feminism” ,amirite guys?

im a body language expert and if you watch the film closely you can see she doesn’t like to be chased with an axe