I’m a bottom and I don’t arch. In fact, i intentionally arch my back the opposite way to give the visual of a dog throwing up a bit of sausage or something. Here’s my NewYorkTimesArticle.com/bravery piece on my oppression.
don’t want to feel everything so i feel nothing
i am so sad all the time
This is the Money Tanuki, reblog and wealth will follow you both in-games and in real life.
when i see girls hating on astrology i’m like ….is he around? is your man making you say this ? lmk when the coast is clear and i’ll send you your chart babe
my wife: actively pushing out our baby
me: holding my phone with cafeastrology[dot]com open in the browser and staring at the clock, ready to calculate its birth chart any minute now
the phrasing of “the stranger things kids FORCED netflix to let them swear” is so funny. like finn wolfhard came back fresh off of filming a rated r movie and held a gun to a netflix executive’s head so that he and his friends could say fuck
me, heating up leftovers: I love women
*hits the bong* ya know……i used to be a smart kid . i was so f ucking smart man. i can’t even read anymore dude
I miss my girlfriend so much I can hardly breathe
Miss piggy is mixed and white passing, let’s discuss
Anyone: u ok Me; yeah just thinking about how I’ll never be this young again and about how most of my youth has been lost to depression loneliness and self doubt lol
honestly doing errands w friends like grocery shopping or helping them find new clothes or just going anywhere for no other reason than to keep them company while they get what they need is such an underrated wholesome good experience like yes let me help u pick out cereal and put fruits in bags bitch i LOVE u ❤️💛💚💙💜💓👩❤️💋👩💞🌟💫💕💖🌱☀️✨💗🌺❗️🌸🍃🌷🌹🌻💗❗️❗️
tag yourself, emoji heart addition
this love feels so good
