your local airline is pleased to announce we have recruited the “useless white male pilots” affected by the RAF recruitment scandal at a bargain salary. we would also like to remind you to read safety cards thoroughly and listen to the pre-flight briefing attentively.
We are proud to announce that were going to get a type of specialized motorized vehicle to tug planes out of their parking spots instead of 20 guys with a big rope.
you may think this is not your local airport, but your citizenship has been approved upon arrival and all departures have been cancelled, welcome home.
Please don't be alarmed by the building's vascular system being exposed. The pitch black, viscous blood dripping darkly from the ceiling is non-toxic and is not in anyway hazardous unless ingested. Wipes are provided upon request at the service desk. Thank you for choosing localairport.
Hi could you please tell me s bit about the care and husbandry of the Airbus A350? I've just learnt about them and I'm liking it but im unsure if this is just another designer breed or if they require any special care. Thank you!
If I don't keep my buddy a350 constantly baked then she just kills people 24/7
My new flight school flies da20s and it turns out diamonds don't have electric stall horns so every walk around I have to suck on a hole on the leading edge of the wing until the plane squeals and I feel like a perv
Giving the planes a pre flight safety kiss ♥️
The older 737 models, like many jets of the 50s and 60s, are predominantly monogamous. However, due to selection the last four decades the newer 737 models (such as the 737 MAX or the 737 NG) have lost this natural inclination, and now instead pair off seasonally.
in the tower fantasizing about having a massive magnifying glass to set the planes in this massive queue on fire
airplane body: phallic
airplane engine: yonic
airplane wings: bird
all nature in perfect harmony
we apologise to any of the passengers who had windows facing terminal two roof on their take off or landing this afternoon. the airport was not aware of the illicit nude sunbathing club that was taking place.
ok have you listened to Cabin Pressure yet
I know I don't answer stuff ooc here but I must be for real. I was listening to cabin pressure in like 2012 and I think anyone posting or thinking about it a decade later is both a hero and a legend
We are pleased to announce that we are recommencing flights to Llandegley International following the reopening of the airport after its closure late last year.