beautiful girls named ⚠️ Severe Weather keep messaging me

pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked

I find it kind of epic I find it kind of rad

Wanna see some toxic doomed yaoi?

No thanks I already saw Hamilton

What the fuck are you talking about

This post was about Saul Goodman and Walter White

girl dinner

White people reblog this

me: god this leaf is so delicious . and what did you say it was called?

caterpillar: *silently munching*

me: your like a zen master .

lets get something straight

sand 👏 is 👏 tiny 👏 rocks

rock👏 is 👏 huge👏 sand

wrong

gumby 👏 wall 👏

hmm.. reblogging for gumby wall… epic win

oh idk I guess ill go scurry up and down the walls a bit and maybe fly into the lights a couple times

what are you doing with that cup and piece of paper

Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.

me when im in an Area

That's a guy alright

he's so fucking over there

You may think that I have only one Banach-Tarski paradox joke, but actually, I have two.

losing it over this