beautiful girls named ⚠️ Severe Weather keep messaging me
pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked
Wanna see some toxic doomed yaoi?
No thanks I already saw Hamilton
What the fuck are you talking about
This post was about Saul Goodman and Walter White
me: god this leaf is so delicious . and what did you say it was called?
caterpillar: *silently munching*
me: your like a zen master .
lets get something straight
sand 👏 is 👏 tiny 👏 rocks
rock👏 is 👏 huge👏 sand
wrong
gumby 👏 wall 👏
hmm.. reblogging for gumby wall… epic win
oh idk I guess ill go scurry up and down the walls a bit and maybe fly into the lights a couple times
what are you doing with that cup and piece of paper
RYAN GOSLING "I wouldn't dare Ken-splain the Barbie movie."
Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.
me when im in an Area
That's a guy alright
he's so fucking over there
You may think that I have only one Banach-Tarski paradox joke, but actually, I have two.







