Use tax dollars to feed children/students who, by law, have to attend schools.
Also here's a modern au sketch I did that I dont have the energy to finish! Link and Zelda are roommates, Sidon goes to fish college, silly stuff like that
such an awesome little thing
🦅🦅IF YOU COULD REWRITE THE BIBLE WHAT WOULD YOU DO🦅🦅
Let Jesus say fuck
Our father in heaven, hallowed be thy fucking name.
I am the fucking bread of life.
Father, forgive them; for they do not know what the FUCK they're doing.
sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012
adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself
me, desperately: can we please get something done?!
my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA
Ah, a classic.
Loving reminder from your land history auntie:
North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.
Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.
Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.
#the cats whenever I’m trying to go up/down the basement stair#which I usually am doing in the DARK— and one of the cats is a BLACK CAT#it’s like he’s a furry little shadow assassin#which is funny as hell when you realize he’s not trying to! he’s just a little dummy!#the other cat absolutely does it out for revenge purposes though#he’s a crusty old man and he doesn’t appreciate my presence (I love him so very much and it hurts my heart)
hey so we're watching Spider-Man 2 (Toby Maguire era) and suddenly there's the street where Aunt May lives and we're wondering, as a brit: how normal is it in the US in a working class neighbourhood like this for every house to have a US flag outside it?
#If I’m already asleep most quiet to medium noises won’t bother me much#but I cannot stand snoring#like I have contemplated smothering friends and family with pillows#also TVs WILL keep me up unless muted#I can roll over and ignore the light but any sound and I will not sleep#Funnily enough though I spent most of my childhood sleeping right next to the laundry room without a door to muffle the noise#so semi-rhythmic machine or house-ambience noises don’t bother me
Ya know, I’ve seen a lot of posts mentioning pineapple on pizza recently, and it got me wondering: who invented Hawaiian Pizza (that is, cheese pizza with ham and pineapple on top)? Was it Native Hawaiians, white Hawaiians (aka Hauli), Hawaiians of a different demographic, mainlanders, or some combination thereof?
So I’m just going to put out a poll to see what everyone else thinks.
Big fan of the new Obvious Plant for obvious (plant) reasons
[ID: An Obvious Plant branded toy package in pink, orange and white with a realistic plastic prawn in the blister pack. Text reads "Fuck it, let's PRAY TO THE PRAWN GOD. Benevolent! No church! Visibly patrols the sky in exchange for small fish and invertebrates! Bad stuff continues to happen, maybe try worship the Prawn instead? WARNING: VENGEFUL. do not cross the prawn" end ID]
[ID: The reverse of the package, with a prawn drawing at the bottom. Text reads "THE 8 TENETS OF PRAWN GOD. 1. Nature is sacred. 2. Do no harm. 3. Ingest of the BRINE. 4. Cleanliness is prawnliness. 5. Greed corrupts. 7. The number [REDACTED] is forbidden. 8. Devoutness shall be rewarded with: (1) A RIDE ON THE PRAWN. This prawnduct is not real. Nothing is real." End ID]
*not an ad*
#I’m the person that Spotify Permium Ads are aimed at#that is to say: I ain’t buyin /shit/ and I will use free platforms until either the End Of Time or they go subscription-only#Like I scroll down in G**gle to the unsponsored link to whatever site I looked up#Ads have to either be something I already want#or extremely bizarre. like 3-AM-what-did-I-just-watch kinda bizarre#like that Peepo(?) ad. the little peanut shaped furbie looking stuffed animal