In my dream I even got kidnapped and tied up. Luckily I escaped
Castletown Café Episode 26: Ralsei’s Cauldron Cake
In the beginning of Deltarune Chapter 2, we return to the Dark World located within the school's supply closet. This becomes the main hub where Darkeners from all kinds of Dark Worlds call home after their respective fountains are sealed. After the inhabitants of the Card Kingdom move in and you've explored the town named after your save file, you get to explore Ralsei's castle! Greeting you upon your entrance is a huge cauldron, which Ralsei explains as the cauldron he does all his cooking with. During the cutscene, a cake rockets out of the cauldron, complete with explosion sound effects. As it falls, Susie catches it in her mouth and devours the entire thing, claiming it to be thick on the frosting. But all that frosting makes for a pretty cake!
Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion
for the people doomblogging in the notes: this isn't a "drop in the ocean fine" situation, 200 bil is already over half of his fortune lost... and he's not even done losing money yet! he's got a ton of lawsuits left to go through, owes Google money for trying to rent-dodge, destroyed Twitter's remaining brand value by rebranding to X, is playing lawsuit chicken with Microsoft as a direct result, and will have to pay off Twitter's debt... and shows no signs of even pausing to consider the stupidity of his decisions, especially as he's already plotting out loud to make a paypal alternative that breaks multiple international laws. whatever he has left is nowhere near enough to cover the debt he's currently in and unless he somehow gets it forgiven or magically earns more than he's losing, there's a countdown over his head running down until the IRS personally comes after him. unless his last remaining braincell wakes up and he hits the brakes, we might actually see someone speedrun going from richest man in the world straight to poverty, and you better believe i wanna see that :D GO FOR THE FINISH LINE, MUSKY BOY! ~Blue
AUGUST 1ST 1999 / “Koromon, the Great Clash in Tokyo!”
TODAY IS STILL AUGUST 1ST, 1999
Shimmying against the wall to evade trapdoors sometimes does more harm than good… Commissioned by StashofP
Monolith Soft has the opportunity to be incredibly funny right now.
In this exhibition, the artist is part of the artwork. Maids will ensure that everything is spick and span for the opening. Meg right here is snugly bound in her Leohex spandex catsuit ready to greet fans. Patreon reward Loakamossi may jun 23
Wanna give a quick shoutout to the federal judge last week who struck down the Arkansas law that tried to outlaw gender-affirming care for minors, not only ruling it unconstitutional, but including 311 statements of fact all going against the gender-affirming care ban in a ruling that was 80 pages long. Especially since these statements make it harder for transphobes to appeal and iirc this is considered precedent.
name, don't forget to credit him by name! BIG thank you to judge james moody jr. for protecting trans kids in my state!!
Great outcome, really glad that the judge made the right decision, but you're telling me his name is Judge Moody???
Looking forward to seeing the Destiel meme informing me that the Wagner Group has successfully captured and executed Vladimir Putin
They're a neo-nazis group who named themselves after Hitler's favorite compositor so ya know.
If their leaders could also get shot it'd be nice.
I made this this post right after learning about the coup, so yeah, I didn't put all that much nuance in it. You're absolutely right!
The Wagner Group are not the good guys, they are just in a good position to eliminate one of the bad guys. In hindsight, this was the more appropriate meme to reference.
Never mind, post canceled. Prigozin gave up. I guess I can't be surprised that a bunch of Nazis literally cannot decide if they want to fight Russia or ally with them. The precedent for both is there.
Also want to reiterate, because I'm still seeing weird things in the notes: Yes, Wagner is run by Nazis. I am aware. I would also be happy if Prigozin died and every Wagner employee fell down a flight of stairs. I want Prigozin to have his revenge on Putin, but that doesn't mean I support him; it just means I want bad things to happen to Putin.
I can only imagine how y'all would've reacted to Hitler's death. "But he was killed by a Nazi??? How can you be happy about this?????"
Looking forward to seeing the Destiel meme informing me that the Wagner Group has successfully captured and executed Vladimir Putin
They're a neo-nazis group who named themselves after Hitler's favorite compositor so ya know.
If their leaders could also get shot it'd be nice.
I made this this post right after learning about the coup, so yeah, I didn't put all that much nuance in it. You're absolutely right!
The Wagner Group are not the good guys, they are just in a good position to eliminate one of the bad guys. In hindsight, this was the more appropriate meme to reference.
Looking forward to seeing the Destiel meme informing me that the Wagner Group has successfully captured and executed Vladimir Putin
I'm reading I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter again
I hope she's doing well out there somewhere and everyone who was cruel to her for this eats sand
Like really genuinely one of the best short stories anyone has written about being queer and specifically about being trans and some of the worst and dumbest people on earth looked at the title and said she must have really been a reactionary man and drove her into hiding without even reading it
Not just into hiding but into detransitioning. The author referred to Isabel Fall as being 'dead' in an interview.
Fucking shameful that people did that to her.
the rise in sex negativity amongst young queer people in recent years coinciding with the overall rise in conservative and particularly evangelical christian ideology is genuinely terrifying. i understand that unpacking ideas you've been taught since childhood is hard work but in the current political climate it's absolutely vital that you do not regurgitate queerphobic talking points (which queer people have been fighting against for decades). people are going to die, and it is our responsibility to minimise the damage, because governments and corporations sure as hell aren't going to.
I've seen a few people say things on the lines of 'it's not bad to be sex negative, it's not just conservative ideas, it's because more people are realising they're ace!' and I think you've missed the whole point if you're defending sex negativity as a whole based on that.
Asexuality is valid. Being sex repulsed in general is valid. You deserve to be seen and heard and to be able to talk about happiness outside of sex/sexual attraction. You deserve spaces to be comfortable in.
But you can have that without, as OP said, regurgitating queerphobic talking points. This is what you may very well be doing without realising it. e.g. by insinuating that any expression of queer sexuality/sexual attraction/affection or even skin showing etc is in some way damaging to minors or other groups of 'vulnerable' people.
The push for purifying the queer experience is not being done for ace or sex-repulsed people. It's being done for homophobic people and stems from queerphobic ideas. Conservative and puritanical mindsets are not your friend and there are ace people regurgitating them as we speak even by accident because they SEEM to be ace positive and therefore 'good' but they're not.
I've seen ace people actively stating they'd be ok with gay sex being banned or demanding apologies from creators whose adult queer characters are mentioned to engage in consensual sex. That's not right.
We have enough queerphobes wanting to compress queer sexuality into a little sanitised 'child-friendly' 'safe' box and then crush that box. Don't be one of the people with your foot on that box. Especially since these sex negative queerphobes want ace people in that box too.
True Ace/Allo solidarity is allo people supporting ace people however they express their asexuality, supporting their boundaries and acknowledging them as queer/LGBT+ community members AND it's ace people seeing the rise of sex negativity and realising actually that's a very bad thing for the allo part of their wider queer community and shouldn't be allowed to persist.
Side note: Being queer is about more than sex but it is a part of it and part of life for a lot of people. It's natural, harmless and enjoyable to lots of people and queer sex and sexual attraction has been historically repressed for no reason except being seen as abnormal and disgusting. That's why it's such a huge part of our community today and deserves to be.
and then there would have passed a pleasant slash fanfiction, had the authors misogyny not been immediately unveiled
in our rush for “he would not fucking say that” how we forget the all too common: She Is Not Fucking Like That
good morning, the likes on this post now outnumber the hit count of the fanfiction on which this was based and with your help we can make that true of the reblogs amen






