19.02.16 & 24.11.16

Fair point.

I love when I’m about to clock out and a coworker says “you’re leaving me?” like first of all it’s so touching to know that my presence here offers you some semblance of joy and relief from the misery and anxiety-inducing stress that our work environment causes. Second of all yes bitch I’m OUT I’m gonna go play some viddy games suck it

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OMG MOOD!

😂 legit feels 🤯

Mood

So true

Such lovely memories…❤🙂

omg i relate so much ✨😌💅🧚‍♂️

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

not risking it

Me reading the title: ugh this is gonna be some tightass who thinks tattoos are trashy or something 🙄

Me reading what the tattoo was:

original set

What is this? And can I touch it?

it’s molten glass, you can touch it but only once…

Had to find a clean reblog of this but it looks really nice!

Thank you for your efforts

hnghg…. soup

https://youtu.be/CEq-Gomtesw

HI YES HELLO idk how many people will see this but if you do please go give it a listen I am so proud of my friends for making cool things and this is the best one yet!!!!!! So pls give it a listen

Fun fact: the reason wearing seatbelts became common in the US was because kids were trained to in school, and would constantly bug their parents to wear their own seatbelts. In my mom’s words, everyone was shamed by little children into behaving safely.

This is how I got my mom to quit smoking,,, by annoying the everloving shit oughta her at age 7

what am i doing with my life?

Mmm qué dices

I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY 

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

hey guys i’m so sorry

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

I’m so proud of her