im hilarious

@lmaoalien / lmaoalien.tumblr.com

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HOLEBOWL

emotiona1shorty

i just feel this

niggasandcomputers

When she in the bathroom liking memes about free meals

blackberryshawty

I’m she

Never ruin the dead man’s aesthetic

person: you look dead

me: thanks

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

when he texts you first 😘

Yeah I think.u cute.. so what?? wanna kiss about it??

couldn’t afford a table, please have some dip

I screwed up I screwed up so bad

you done fucked up

officialfrenchtoast

finding money in your pocket that u forgot about

getting the seat next to someone you hate on the first day of school

can anyone here refer me to a sugar daddy thx

thebetterrachel

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”