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everything's going to be okay.

@llonelyrollingstarr / llonelyrollingstarr.tumblr.com

Juno | 31 | she/her | moonstruck queer
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this is my favorite video of the year so far

looks like the devil won this round folks

[captions]

Voice [offscreen]: “Yeah, what y’all know about, um, getting your kung-fu   nunchuck  panda on in the parking lot at a local Food Lion. Get it, my man! He out here doing it. Yeah, that’s right, I’m 58, 63 years old, out here on the side of my pickup truck in the Food Lion, and I’ll whoop a fool upside his head. I’m out here practicing, getting ready for Easter Sunday. Jesus gonna rise up, help him whoop the devil, right out here in the parking lot. Pickup truck, radio playing. Sunglasses, ain’t no sun. It’s cloudy, overcast. But I’m out here, with my gloves and my nunchuck. One man. One Lord. One faith. One baptism. Two nunchucks, up in the air like Mary-Lou Retton. Pow! Behind the back! Bust your finger, that hurt, uh huh! Yup, yup, shake it off, homie. Shake it off. Shake it off. Shake it off. Yup, told that finger. Uh! Yeaah buddy! Time to call it quits. Look like the devil won this round, folks. We have to get back in the car, get a bandaid, shake it off. Shake it off.”

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vairagya

watching this video is my yearly Easter celebration

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kytri

The only easter tradition that matters.

Look I don’t know why I did this.

Source: youtube.com
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outaspaceman

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

dear god, it lives still

Save the date folks, Knife-Wielding Tentacle’s second birthday is November 16th.

HAPPY SECOND BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

HAPPY THIRD BIRTHDAY, KNIFE-WIELDING TENTACLE!

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fma-facts

Happy Meat Day everyone!

Several people have pointed out that in many countries outside the U.S., dates are written day/month rather than month/day, which would make Meat Day actually September 2nd. To which I would like to say:

1. In Japan it’s month/day, so February 9th would technically be the correct date 2. That being said… two Meat Days