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this might be the worst day in the evers because i almost sneezed five times and every time it went away. and i haven’t even been awake for an hour. god help me
me if meowing was a sin tbh
& heres me if meowing was illegal
But it’s not so enjoy
so true, here i am happy and free because nobody can morally or legally stop me from meowing
“im microwaving them.” “im revolving them like a rotisserie chicken.” all along the correct metaphor was right there!!
idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers
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imagine how dark the world would be if we never contracted “let’s”
People forget how much saul liked suggesting murder as a solution in breaking bad. He’d be like… well guys… what if u just killed the guy? ^_^ and everyone would be like SAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bonelord10000
I never wanna watch any of this shit you guys make it sound like the magic school bus
Mocha banging out the tunes April 13, 2022
[ID: 2 photos of a light brown rat sitting at a makeshift colorful musical keyboard, in the manner of Neil Banging Out The Tunes. End ID]
Anonymous asked:
what i use exclusively dark mode i need ur opinions. y light mode? i personally strive to be very evil, as evil as possible every day, but i wasn't aware dark mode was contributing
the evilest part of all is i’ve been using dark mode 4ever and ever and now they made the text blend in with the background. literally who turned off all the lights
this is what it looks like to make a post or answer an ask
i almost posted this with the baby bc i can’t make it go away