this kid on the bus was talking to his friend about tumblr and he was like "you know....they have this secret code for figuring out if someone else also uses tumblr....it's 'i like your shoelaces' and you have to respond with 'thanks i stole them from the president'....isn't that SO WEIRD i could never use tumblr"
i thought you had a boyfriend
anon i have nothing
what about clark kent
anon i have clark kent
thinking about last kiss tv makes me SO emo because joe's name was supposed to be the name forever on her lips 😭😭
(Click for better quality) all the colors of the rainbow 🌈
so i’ve seen a few running lists of the surprise songs from each show but i thought it’d be nice to keep one with links to the surprise song audios! all audios come from the lovely @hope-ur-ok everyone say thank you rachel <3
3/17 Glendale, AZ: mirrorball + Tim McGraw
3/18 Glendale, AZ: this is me trying + State of Grace
3/24 Las Vegas, NV: Our Song + Snow on the Beach
3/25 Las Vegas, NV: cowboy like me + White Horse
3/31 Arlington, TX: Sad Beautiful Tragic + Ours
4/1 Arlington, TX: Death By A Thousand Cuts + Clean
4/2 Arlington, TX: Jump Then Fall + The Lucky One
4/13 Tampa, FL: Speak Now + Treacherous
4/14 Tampa, FL: The Great War + You’re On Your Own, Kid
4/21 Houston, TX: Wonderland + You’re Not Sorry
4/22 Houston, TX: A Place In This World + Today Was A Fairytale
4/23 Houston, TX: Begin Again + Cold As You
4/28 Atlanta, GA: The Other Side of the Door + Coney Island
4/29 Atlanta, GA: High Infidelity + Gorgeous
4/30 Atlanta, GA: I Bet You Think About Me + How You Get the Girl
You had to kill me, but it killed you just the same
A street wrap in northeastern China
English added by me :)
Why did she have to play this live for the very first time without me there
count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what
*he turns into a swarm of bats* ah shit 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
John Cena was the Little Mermaid. He had the most hauntingly angelic baritone voice I’d ever heard and he got with Prince Eric at the end.
We Interrupt This Broadcast to Bring You an Especially Cursed House
Hello everyone. Originally, this post was supposed to be devoted to the year 1978, however something came up, and by something, I mean this 2.2 million-dollar, 5,420 sq ft 4 bed/4.5 bath house in Colt’s Neck, NJ.
You see, usually, when a listing goes viral, I’m content to simply retweet it with a pithy comment, but this house genuinely shook something in me, genuinely made me say “what the (expletive)” out loud. It is only fair to inflict this same suffering onto all of you, hence, without further ado:
Looks normal, right? Looks like the same low-brow New Jersey McMansion we’re all expecting, right? Oh, oh dear, you couldn’t be more wrong.
Guess who’s making a list and checking it twice?
Guess who’s gonna find out who’s naughty or nice?
Guess who’s coming to town?
Guess who’s coming to town to drag your ass into hell?
A gentle reminder that it is not yet Thanksgiving.
But oh. Oh. It continues:
If you’re wondering what’s happening here, you’re not alone, and sadly there is no convenient way to find out via a kind of haunted house hotline or something.
I can’t even label these rooms because frankly I’m not even sure what they are. All I am sure of is that I want out of them as soon as humanly possible.
r̸̘̆e̴̝̻̽m̵̡̼̚ȩ̵͑̎ͅm̷͍̮̉b̸̥̈e̶̯̺̽͗r̸̝͊͠ ̸̡͎̅̀t̴̯̲̓ȯ̷̮̫ ̷̜̅̀ŵ̶̟̱ā̴̭̘s̸̥͋h̴͉̿ ̵̡̑y̸̩͈͑o̷̹̭͛͝ů̷̩̮̔r̶̜̃ ̴̠̗͋ẖ̴̈́͛a̸̢̟̐͒n̶̩̟̆ḍ̵̍̀s̴̨̈́
How is it that a room can simultaneously threaten, frighten, and haunt me? Me, of all people!
My eyes do not know where to go here. They go to the window, they go to the fireplace, they go to the massive mound of fake plant and statuary currently gorging on the leftmost corner of the room, they go to my hands, which are shaking.
“Hello, I would like to get in touch with the Ministry of Vibes? Yes, I’ll hold.”
I haven’t been this afraid of a shower since I went to Girl Scout camp in the fifth grade and there was a brown recluse spider in the camp shower and I screamed until the counselor came in and told me it was only a wolf spider but it turns out those still bite you and it hurts.
I love watching Still Images on my Television Set :)
Nobody make a sound. He’s watching you.
i spy with my evil eye:
:)
Their souls are trapped in these photographs forever :)
Okay, phew, we made it out alive. Here’s the back of the house I guess.
Well, I hope you’re as thoroughly disturbed as I am. Seriously, I’m going to have trouble sleeping. I mean, I already have trouble sleeping, but this is just making that existing problem so much worse.
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jeff goldblum is so babygirl coded
please bestie it's not too late to change your ways
My art teacher: you better not be drawing Shigeo Kageyama from mob psycho in your school portfolio
My unruly ass:













