asian
When you’re high af and your friend has to take care of you
Me on a date: What do you think about Markiplier and Jacksepticeye dying their hair?
Date: Honestly I think they're just doing it for show and to get more subscribers/views.
Me: *shoves entire restaurant into purse*
Me: oh no I have 500 things I absolutely have to do right now I must do them
Brain: open youtube
Me: why
Brain: you gotta
Me: but-
Brain: YOU GOTTA
