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didn’t the trees tell us their stories?
the amazing devil consistently sings stories i feel are stitched across my ribs, and until i can paint this sentiment properly, a moth sleeps in the shock and contemplation Ruin brought with it. Thank you for the wonder 🧡
(Originally posted to twitter, but i figured y’all would get a kick out of it too ^^)
doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR
GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS
THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO
HOPEFULLY
We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.
maybe
7/22/2013
I love how wrong OP is too. Like, no, many of us are still here, there is no new generation, and to be honest a lot of you are still posting supernatural and MCR.
my main requirement in a partner is someone who's willing to "yes, and" me. if i say something completely insane i need them to just pick that up and run with it and commit to the bit until we wind up with a conversation that's funny to us but completely incoherent to everyone within earshot. actually now that i'm typing this out i've realised my ideal relationship might just be "shitty improv comedy duo"
why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??
No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary
Fixed
This post is a train wreck.
Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?
Does Gary like boxes? Like a cat
yeah (ft my kitten cat) :3
Awww!!!
(In case it's unclear, disintegrating quickly in the ocean is a good thing!)
I am covered in hickies how am I supposed to be a respected scientist looking like this!?!
Normalize kissing other the other scientists with tongue
*walks into the lab and comes out hours later covered in lipstick marks* the collaborative research is going well
You know how lo-fi likes to sprinkle in random audio clips from old anime or whatever? I’m on a conference call regarding a major livesite issue, but where someone only speaks every couple minutes for a status update, and I also have the Lofi Girl station on at the same time, and it works *perfectly*. Like, you’ll just have these chill beats, and every few minutes someone says “rack 17 is energized, but networking is still down” or something.
I’ll stop after this, but someone said “Alejandro, how are you coming with that TOR switch?” just before the beat dropped, and then a few seconds later muttered “Alejandro, you are still muted”. Absolutely sublime.
was in the car with my friend when I saw the car we passed had the license plate "SADNESS" and I went oh wait we gotta slow down so I can get a pic, but every time we went slower the other car also slowed down. so I looked behind us to see what was going on and the passenger also had their phone up and wheezing the same way I was, and that's when I remembered my friend's license plate is "LOSSJPG"
you think I would do that? just go on the internet and tell lies?
"what's it like to be autistic?" imagine leaving your house through the front door like normal and someone drives right over your doorstep and hits you with their car before you can react and when you wake up in the hospital all disoriented and in pain the doctor yells at you for not being more aware of your surroundings. the guy who hit you with their car is also there btw the doctor invited them for a second opinion (but they're both just yelling at you at the same time)
“I can fix him” okay but I can fix the narrative. I can recontextualize events and bring out depths of character. I can shift priorities and strengthen relationships and show that anyone can change with enough kindness and support, and that what you admired in him has been inside yourself this whole time.
There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️
And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn’t just madly in love with Morticia, he’s madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT’S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.
Bitches love me for my passionate swag and my unrelenting appreciate for the zest of life
The thing society as a whole doesn’t understand about nature is that absolutely nothing is just a worm or just a bug or just a plain little fish that does nothing but swim around and eat until it dies. Every single animal has a complicated life and habits. Minnows make nests out of pebbles. Slugs have courtship rituals. Fruit flies have territorial battles and when they can’t get laid they become alcoholics all in those few days that they even exist on earth. Just the functions of the different body parts of a dust mite can fill a lecture and we still don’t completely understand everything about its life habits or its biochemistry.
Little guys contain multitudes
