Stop pretending you’re okay with this. Stop acting like it isn’t keeping you awake at night.

It is my birthday very soon just watch me pull the, “but it’s my birthday next week,” card at every single possible moment

Primordial Earth, illustrated by Chesley Bonestell, 1978.

You: Cheese

Me, an intellectual: The Ultracheese

CURRENTLY

I don’t think I have ever seen a dog show straight up unabashed disgust to anything.

hey when the fuck are things gonna get easier

yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal

well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works

dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this

not 2 be dramatic but u cannot trust men. u can only trust women and the moon.

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I FUCKIN HATE/LOVE THIS

everyone says “i forgive but i don’t forget” whereas my dumb, bitter ass is over here never forgiving but always forgetting

once i remember why i was mad in the first place, it’s over for you hoes

why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto

I made some iconic vine wallpapers! Please like/reblog if you use them!

@christoph-i

If you not talking LOVE I don’t wanna talk

whats the mood for mid-april

stress and a loss for the concept of time