i believe in romcommunism

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I have an end-of-life patient to whom I spoke today. She burst out laughing and said, "It was all such fun. I just had so much fun." I wish this for everyone. I wish that we each would meet death laughing, with little regret and even less fear.

waaaait why is mount rushmore actually so ugly what did they do to her why would you do that to a wonderful mountain i feel so sick so hideous and pointless vomit city for real good lord

so cartoonishly dark sided imposing those four blokes big ass fucking heads onto the land its not like you bitches had any attachment to it it was just a big place to put your big fuck ass heads to you. nooooooooooooooooooooooo. the blokes four big ass fuck ass heads "represent the nation's birth, growth, development and preservation, respectively" says wikipedia NOOO. it represents four blokes big ass dumb ass heads. sorry im canadian i just found out about this

you go outside and see some guy chiselling his own stupid big fuck ass head into the side of your house and you're like hey man what are you doing and he's like i'm putting a big fuck ass stupid head up in your shit and you're like why and he's like cuz it represents the birth of a nation and you're like dude i already live here what are you talking about. but then the big ass stupid fuck ass head is up in your shit and if you complain about it now you're the asshole. absolutely post apocalyptic

wait til you find out the black hills are an important Lakota area and that mount Rushmore was originally called the Six Grandfathers Mountain and that area got seized by colonizers, violating a treaty, because gold was found there. or that the guy who carved it all up was a literal KKK member and the klan helped fund it. or how when the US government was challenged on all this, in order to make things right, they figured they should carve a monument to crazy horse on the mountain too - despite this also being incredibly offensive as crazy horse hated being photographed or having depictions of himself made and had his grave deliberately hidden (and more! Like how Rushmore is named for an attorney who bought a mine! there's literally nothing about mount Rushmore that's good)

Altoona Tribune, Pennsylvania, October 15, 1938

anyway stream montero

Eddie Diaz + Subtract by Ed Sheeran (in/sp) (tutorial)

"youve got no reason to be afraid" girl i have anxiety

Favorite part of seeing a new doctor: when they ask about birth control

Doctor: Sexually active?

Me: I'm over 35 and have a toddler, so we'll say yes but it's really more of an aspirational thing.

D: Hormonal birth control?

M: No.

D: Are you trying to get pregnant?

M: Ha, no, once was more than enough.

D: Barrier method?

M: Just the aforementioned toddler, so no.

D: If you don't want to get pregnant, you really should be using some form of birth control.

M: Oh, I am. I find that the absence of fallopian tubes is extremely effective.

D: o___o checks my record Oh. Right.

M: >:-}

my favourite story is when my doctor was like she was in her third trimester, pregnant. I'd been seeing her for several years by that point. When i first started seeing her I was IDing as a guy.

"Is there any chance you could be pregnant?" ". . . No?" "When was your last period?" ". . . . . . Never?" She puts down her clipboard for a second and looks at me confused.

"Sarah, I'm trans, you knew me before I came out . . ."

"oh my god"

She held her head in her hands in embarrassment and disbelief that she'd forgotten and then blamed it on the memory issues that some people get when pregnant but I guess that also means that I was passing so that's nice lmao

That is amazing. I love your semi-himbo doctor.

My GYN office still asks me when my last period was every time I go in.

The same GYN office that did my hysterectomy a few years ago.

Truly incredible continuity of care.

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Yes. Yes they are. And that's kind of the problem. They're on auto-pilot, talking and treating what they expect to see and not the patient actually in front of them. I put a humorous spin on it because I choose to laugh at the absurdity, but I'm honestly really annoyed that something as simple and routine as checking my medical record for recent surgeries is apparently beyond the capacity of the person who is supposed to be helping me figure out why my body is doing THAT.

If a doctor, especially a GYN, doesn't notice that my record says "C-section with bilateral salpingectomy," they're going to make some assumptions that could negatively impact quality and appropriateness of care. If I have abdominal pain, it is not going to be because of a twisted fallopian tube, for example. It may be from adhesions formed during the healing process from the C-section. That happened to my mother! That's also in my record! Because it could be relevant and important for my medical care team to know.

As an engineer, if I approach every problem with the same set of questions, that may work fine for 70% of the work in front of me. But I'd be a really bad engineer if I couldn't recognize that remaining 30% and respond appropriately.

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS — 5.07 Hybrid Creatures / 5.08 The Roast

gothic horror rlly is just. aw fuck look at what youve done. the house has inherited your inter-generational trauma and in response has transformed itself into a metaphorical device to track the decay of the family. we're never gonna pay off that mortgage now

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED TO GO IN THERE ⬇️⬇️⬇️‼️‼️‼️

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I don't believe for a second that Laszlo just casually told the Baron where Guillermo is to stop everyone arguing.

Laszlo is the one who wanks out in the shed. He knew something was out there that only looked like Guillermo, and he knew why, and he didn't force Guillermo to kill it. And he broke through weeks of executive dysfunction to throw the Baron off the scent a little longer, on purpose.

"I suppose with the right company, it can be beautiful, this eternal existence."

Me when something LGBTQ+ happens in my LGBTQ+ series with the LGBTQ+ characters that I watch because they are LGBTQ+ and have LGBTQ+ characters: 🤯

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

why must i get a degree. is it not enough to be bisexual

obama in college

stop