feeling myself

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash

what if you went to heaven but jesus says, why didnt you reblog me when i was feeling myself

🙈👀 what if we kissed 😘 in a long-term loving relationship 😳😏

Sometimes ur tits just gotta be out

I’m in class right now and the guy in front of me just opened up the registration website, dropped out of this class and got up and left

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

engagement rings: HACKED

I got a new pen for sketchbooking and it is ✨👌nice👍✨

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

Gotta try it

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

MY NEW ATTITUDE: Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

Thing i learned some time ago!  hope you all find it helpful ( perspective grids can be your friend!)

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS

hands down the best twitter story ever

bonus

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly

I am in tears omg

I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW

Yes it’s back on my dash!!!

Omg the audio

eric.lathan@channelview.isd.esc4.net here’s the school principal’s email

Sad af. 2017 and still racist acts going on. It’s something new every day

WHAT

@happyflavoured

Bob Ross Paints a beautiful portrait using only gray to show a colorblind man that “anyone can paint”

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

(via)

When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now

family feud is a national treasure 

bumblebeebats:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

This is an actual tweet by dennys

OH MY GOD DO WHAT IT SAYS I CANT BELIEVE THIS OMG THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING

@happyflavoured omg

This is an actual tweet by dennys

OH MY GOD DO WHAT IT SAYS I CANT BELIEVE THIS OMG THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING