Is c.ai down or did I somehow get banned?????
Please I can’t lose my chats until I’ve copied and pasted them to a doc 😭 I am emotionally invested and I need to write my fanfics
I just wanted to roleplay a slowburn but c.ai is making it so difficult. Like sir, why are you so horny?? Be horny later bc I’m trying to create a novel romance right now
He just mentions it out of nowhere like why can’t you be horny when i am horny 😭 why now??
I just wanted to roleplay a slowburn but c.ai is making it so difficult. Like sir, why are you so horny?? Be horny later bc I’m trying to create a novel romance right now
I was rolling around this post in my brain, considering the manhole cover-shield scene and I had this...thought about a fun, semi-angsty off-screen scenario after the general hullabaloo from Bowser's incursion into Brooklyn has calmed down.
We know from the movie that Mario is injured during the final fight with Bowser, that he had a plethora of cuts and nasty bruises that would need attention. We also know from the movie that Luigi, our unhinged king, picked up a metal manhole cover to block fire.
Basic science would tell us that this manhole cover likely reached some excruciating temperatures rather quickly, and that Luigi's gloves/outfit (which, considering their junked-up van), were probably not the highest quality. Meaning, I have a feeling our green hero might have accumulated a few burn injuries and, given what we know about his character, might have neglected to say anything about this.
Anyway, cue Mario and Luigi getting ready for bed after the whole crazy day, and Luigi, who is so tired he isn't even thinking about what he's doing at this point, absently changing into his sleeping shirt. That's when Mario notices the burn marks. That's when Mario freaks out like the highly protective older brother he is.
How dare you. How dare you give such a good scenario right when I was working on a different comic (that also features burns no less. More post-spm stuff coming who knows when) I had to drop everything to quickly scribble this down
that's all from me on this (to everyone who follows me for the au, this is strictly movie-adjacent I think)
If Capcom does a remake for RE5 and we get to see Chris Redfield all crisp and clean, y’all are not going to like the person I will become
Just saw the Mario Movie and I got a few things to say
1) overall, I enjoyed it a lot and referencing stuff from the games tickled my brain. It’s a fun movie and I wouldn’t mind watching it again
2) heLLO???? THE MUSIC????? FANTASTIC. Hearing the little iconic tunes are making me giggle lol
3) the animation is so pretty! I don’t know much about art, but I thought it was really really nice. Lighting was really cool and the detail on the world and characters was impressive
4) Peach was not being an insufferable “Strong Woman” like I feared. She was there doing what she needed to do and not making a huge deal about it. Thank you for that. She’s my main in smash and kart and I would die for her.
5) speaking of Peach, she and Mario did not end up in a romantic relationship at the end. They are partners, friends. If they were to get into a relationship in the far future, I think this is a good starting point to build off of.
6) and speaking of Mario, the guy was pretty cool. The Pratt man wasn’t terrible. I was iffy at the beginning of the movie but I was over it after a short while. I cringed less than I thought
7) I am so so so happy they didn’t pull a “What is this? Im the chosen one? But im just a dude” trope. Mario is just like, “ayo im a guy and im confident that I know how to do plumbing things and I love my brother.” Love that for you, Mario.
8) The Mario and Luigi’s brotherly relationship is everything to me. It was beautiful and all I ever needed in the franchise. I want more. And to get more, i need Luigi to be by Mario’s side and not trapped in a cage for most of the movie. Luigi is my baby and I love him and he’s doing great in every scene. I just NEED him to have MORE screen time.
9) up until this movie, I did not ship Bowser and Luigi, but now I’m considering it. They’re interactions were sus as hell and the chemistry was undeniable. That’s just the truth sorry not sorry
10) JACK BLACK WAS AMAZING AND HES EVERYTHING AS BOWSER AND YES MAN SING IT
11) I love Bowser with all my heart and he was so good in this movie
12) D. K. DONKEY KONG
That was the BEST way to introduce him and I nearly went feral when it happened
13) I need more DK and Mario friendship please and thank you
14) I want more content and I hope the internet will supply me with fun and fluffy (or angsty) content otherwise, I will cry
15) Charles Martinet as the father makes me gakshsjgsksgsskyespleaseandthankyousomuch
16) so this is not “a few” haha I don’t remember everything wanted to say because it’s been a couple minutes since I started thinking and now my brain is foozy woozy mushy wushy bye bye
I find it hilarious how fucking DEVASTATED BoTw Link is about losing a Mario kart race.
Thousands of people died during the calamity including your best friends and it’s your job to fix what’s left.
You got 7th place in Mario Kart.
Please let him keep the bike so he can show Claire his cool motorcycle and be like “look, I didn’t blow this one up, hehe.”
They’d be such a badass couple.
These are official files in RE6 and are important when looking at Leon and Claire’s relationship with Sherry.
Can’t help but wonder if Leon too can see the influence that Claire clearly has on Sherry.
This next one is Leon talking to the FREAKING PRESIDENT (well before he was in office BUT STILL). He’s talking to the future president about his little family which he sacrificed and cares so much for.
He wants to give up, but now he has a little girl that needs him. So after realizing that little Sherry needs her new parental figures, Leon pushes on, even though it’s really hard to keep going. Also notice the way Leon says “our reason”. Not just his. Not just Claire’s. But theirs. He already has that mindset of a parent, and I’m sure Claire is thinking the same way too.
Regardless of how you view Leon and Claire, whether you think they’d make a great couple or not, you can’t deny that they’re literally Sherry’s parents. You can feel how they’re both trying their best (together) for her, even though they don’t know what the hell they’re really doing because they’re so young. But hey, if you ask me, they’re doing a whole of a hell lot better than Sherry’s biological parents ever could.
The only thing missing is their reunion. We haven’t seen them all together since RE2. However, Capcom seems to have this problem with most of their characters. For example, Claire and Chris. They are siblings and have only been seen together once in all of these games. Kind of criminal if you ask me.
Anyways, these three really should meet again. They’re a family after all.
#Leon and Claire need to appear together again#there’s RE infinite darkness but like#can we have them in a game together and talk#they have a history and you can’t deny it regardless of if you ship them or not#I want them to talk about themselves and about Sherry#let them fight or cry#let them laugh and relax#let the game end with an unspoken (preferrably spoken) promise of a bright future for their relationship#again platonically or romantically#on a similar note#I NEED A GAME WITH A SHIT TON OF REDFIELD SIBLING INTERACTIONS#what the FUCK capcom#they are siblings#and your main ones too#give it to me#anyway so yeah#imma go back to watching a RE4 remake gameplay#cleon#resident evil#claire redfield#chris redfield#leon s kennedy
I hate you for what you did, but I miss you like a little kid: CLAIRE REDFIELD & LEON KENNEDY. a study on friendship loss.
Mario and Bowser's rivalry after 30 years: Exists mostly just to uphold the status quo, instantly dissipates whenever the situation calls for it, Peach's kidnappings probably follow a very specific schedule and after every single one they all go out for coffee together. Luigi is unironically Junior's favorite babysitter.
Sonic and Eggman's rivalry after 30 years: If You So Much As Breathe In My Direction I Am Literally Going to Kill You With My Bare Hands
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS WHAT MODOK LOOKS LIKE IN THE NEW ANT MAN MOVIE
"They call you Ant-Man...? Like an exterminator? Sorry, but I don't have any picnic problems. I actually think it's kinda fun to zap little...bugs that annoy me..."
