Lizard-jim

we need more unpleasant female characters. not even evil necessarily. jerkwads and basketcases and people who just suck to be around. I want to read about women who I would never want to share a blunt with in a billion years

LMAO

I wish these people were oppressed

stop tagging this saying shit like “me and jakey!!! 🥺”

Hi! I’m an afab nb with major social anxiety and my partner is an amab, masc-presenting nb who babies me appropriately, I know this is talking about straight couples but like. You can’t tell by just looking at stick figures, just like you can’t tell my partner and I are nonbinary just by looking. Straight-passing queer couples exist and don’t deserve hate just for appearing straight. Straight couples can even have queer individuals involved, one or both could be binary trans, or one or both could be bi.

I hope nonbinary Jakey also dies

Thinking about Pikmin and how before Olimar lands on the planet the Pikmin have no effective way of organizing and it's his influence that makes the Pikmin a dominant species and this seems to affect their biology so thoroughly that by Pikmin 3 any time they see someone in a space suit or a spaceship falling from the sky they immediately become excited and give themselves over. Like that's just how their species functions now. Entirely reliant on an outside benefactor. The hocotatians and the koppaites have become integral to the Pikmin's ecology in a way that can probably never be undone. Is this ethical? How does this upset nature's balance? Does it even matter

If Pikmin 4 ends up being about how the Pikmin were just engineered to be like that and some force is purposely making ships hit asteroids when they come near PNF-404 I'll lose it honestly

they smoked her.

every cylindrical object should have flaccid and erect states simply because it would be funny

awkwardly sucking dr. pepper out of a flaccid can

ELEGANTLY and SENSITIVELY sucking dr pepper out of a flacid can. Girls!! Hmu

hes so real for this

tumblr isn’t a social media it’s a farmers market and the people you follow are the vendors and your mutuals are regulars and sometimes a person I buy pumpkins from will start selling realistic models of sailboats and damn i’m not gonna buy any but I will come by and compliment you on your sailboats

Sometimes the bakery stall that's been selling top tier muffins and bread for years all of a sudden has an entire table dedicated to moss balls wearing little hats. and the correct response to that is "okay! happy for you!"

I don't know who needs to hear this

But if you go into the comments section on AO3

And type

Then replace image url (keep the " marks) with the url of a picture

You can leave fan art in the comments of a fic

@歷蜀記Lishuji

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I love u so much for adding the translation I love you so much I love you so dearly I am so

I’m hyperventilating 😲

the fucked up thing is how "Creep" by Radiohead will really get your ass if you hear it at the wrong time. that shit can be stupid and overdramatic or it can have the weight of an atomic bomb dropped on your heart it just depends

Water biscuits

You ever think about how crows are acting not unlike how early humans probably did and you're just like. Oh ok

I saw a Thing one time about how the earliest sign of civilization is a healed femur because that shows that we were taking care of each other because if we Didn't a broken leg would mean you Die because you can't. Do things

And I was thinking about this and I remembered also seeing an article about this one mated pair of crows where one of them broke its beak and thus couldn't properly feed itself on its own. So the other one helps

So basically I have connected the two dots ("you didn't connect shit") I've connected them

And also they not only use tools but teach each other how to construct them, so uh

Really makes you think

Realistically I know immortality would kinda suck but I'd love to see where crows are going with this

Common tree shrew

spongebob gets infantilized too much for a character who had an entire movie dedicated to feeling constantly humiliated for being childish but learns to accept it as a part of himself and accept that it doesnt make him weak or dumb. it just makes him a goofy goober. THERE WAS A WHOLE SONG ABOUT IT.

who is the most famous person you’ve interacted with either online or in person?

Had guy fiery sign my sketch book but it was a loud bar so he went “SEX BOOK?” Then immediately grabbed it and started flipping through it and went “ahhh sketch book” and signed a random page

I forgot to mention he signed it “love, peace, and taco grease”

hm.

well. that's.

hm.

hey guys wanna come over and play 9/11 with me