Please correct me
^^^^^
I wish my datemate would do that when i accidentally misgender them because they use more than one pronouns set :/
Fixed it.
May I offer another addition
Articles I can use against truscum
I have got your back. Here are those damn sources
in the wikipedia page for social construct of gender category sex and sex category the sources are 7 27 28
Being trans is not a mental illness/ you don’t need dysphoria to be trans: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 (this one is massive) 8 (also if you want a living example of a cis person with dysphoria search godflex here on tumblr, careful it’s nsfw)
This might be updated in the future
Me: I probably shouldn’t be in a romantic relationship right now
Someone: is nice to me
Me: I Am In Love With You
ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.
Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.”
Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant
Rb to safe an awkward hang out
at starbucks a coworker and i made up this game called “this is why our marriage didn’t work” and you are a married couple who’s fighting and you have to accuse each other of increasingly horrible things until one of you can’t defend it anymore
usually goes from stuff like “you never pay attention to me and you’re obsessed with your job” to cheating to getting the kids’ boy scout troop to sell heroin on the streets for a badge
@look-a-bee Okay, but why aren’t we playing all of these, like, all the time?
Sallyface aesthetics because I’m depressed
————-Sally-
“Im awkward, I’m in walmart, and i want to kill myself”
“I just wanna hide in my sweater and cry for an hour okay?”
“If i have to go to 2 hours of math class if todays a block day, i am going to end my existance”
————-Travis-
“If gay people are going to hell then call me satan”
“By the power of go I demand you execute yourself”
“Existing is a sin so I might as well take everyone down with me”
————-Larry-
“If I head bang while killing myself I will die rockin and rollin”
“I sent you a 10 hour comp of hit or miss pls respond”
“I headbanged for like an hour straight but now my head hurts, worth it”
————-Ash-
“I can’t decide between fucking Halsey or Benedict Cumberbatch and I am so confused”
“Girls oh so nice they make me think of pumkin spice”
“If purple doesnt look nice on me then what the fuck have I been doing my entire life”
————-Todd-
“I’m so fucking gay I cant even fuction, Mam may I go home”
“Science a delight! Math,? not so fucking much”
“Let me question my existance and be gay”
————-Megan-
“Say another bad word imma haunt your ass you hear me” “,Oh no”
“I am smol flower, touch me and I will cut you”
“I am tiny and angry dont mess with me”
Sal:
“ I don’t think you can become a dishwasher by just believing In yourself. It takes some work and sheet metal”
Larry:
“I just ate a green jelly bean and died inside “
Ash
“ These boots were made for Christopher Walken”
Todd:
“I’m pretty sure that’s illegal even with a jelly fish. It’s against the laws of nature at least”
Travis:
“I don’t know, I just ate a walnut and now I’m pissed. Leave me alone”
Maple:
“We’re all dead inside but some of us are zombies and that’s why society hasn’t gone all ‘Previously on the walking dead’ on us yet.”
Chug
“I am 90% sure that if we discovered it, we tried to eat it at some point. The wheel? Yeah we invented it but we also licked it”
Lisa:
“ Coin flip time: heads I take you to McDonald’s, Tails we go to McDonald’s anyway cause I want a happy meal too dammit screw it let’s go “
Henry:
“ It’s ridiculous that things are so expensive. If we were bartering rocks still I wouldn’t have enough rocks for rent! And you can find those things on the ground!”
I forgot Todd’s parents name:
“ It’s a little awkward when you want to be friends with someone and you say hi and they say hi and you have no idea where to go from there but that’s why God invented emojis right?”
Mr Addison:
“ Don’t touch me, you’re a Russian nesting doll of fucked”
- Mod Ash is shitposting
me nd a couple friends put pictures of bob ross all over the school nd i’m surprised no one’s said anything yet
Those are life golas
∞ owo ❤️💛💚💙💜💓
the song is “cotton candy” by creep-p nd my favourite lyrics r “feelings light and gay, from night into day” bc ummmm u know,, uwu
Omg I love this song!
happy 69 babe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
AOFJOZNEIFN HAPPY DAY 69 AKFNKSNFI ❤️💛💚💙💜💓
hey hey guess what!!!!! tomorrow it'll be 69 days since we started dating uwu
MXKSKFID HOLY SHITSKXKAGISFJSBFIANX
I know this is out of the blue but freak it this is a friendly reminder that you're heckin' awesome
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Holy crap, you're so much better tho owo
❤️💛💚💙💜💓
Okay, so I normally don’t make “Duolingo what the fuck” posts, but…
Ok, that is legit kind of funny
