Meat factory

Whoever put the entirety of the Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron Score on SoundCloud, I love you.

yellow bastard ^o^ part☆2

My dearest love(AO3) has gone of to war(server maintenance), and I fear I shall never see them again(it’ll be up again in a few hours)

babe whats wrong you‘ve hardly yassified the murderous psychopath today

i like to imagine "she let me hit" as me pressing a button excitedly while a beautiful woman pats me on the head and says i did a good job and that i will be getting a yummy treat

I swear, by the jiggle of my own tits…

new fav wikipedia page

buying groceries: hmmm this food and supplies I need for living is 3 dollars… that’s kinda steep. Don’t really wanna do that…

gambling: oooh who’s a hungry slot machine ooh you want another twenty dont you nomnomnomnom

Food and stuff doesn’t have the chance of miraculously turning into $1,000,000

WORDS TO LIVE BY ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼

NEVER STOP GAMBLING 🙏🏼💯

the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods

pls unmute whatever you’re expecting it’s not it

I don’t normally do this, but I’m adding a description because this is gold. I highly encourage you to unmute anyway if you can.

Cameraperson: Okay, we’re checking out “moods” in the hotel. You can select from a list. We’re picking Flowers. Here’s the Flower mood.

TV displays pink carnations, accompanied by Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.

Cameraperson (laughing): Okay, let’s check out something else. Let’s check out Pyramids.

TV displays an Egyptian mural, also accompanied by Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.

Both people begin laughing out loud.

Cameraperson: That sure suites the pyramids. Let’s check out Cities.

TV displays a city nightscape, also accompanied by Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.

Cameraperson: Okay, let’s check out Wildlife. It’s gonna be a forest, or a – Aaah, okay!

TV displays a clearly photoshopped image of a duckling half in and half out of an eggshell, wearing it like a barrel in a slapstick comedy cartoon, accompanied by Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

That last fatal scream tho

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

i’m crying

WAAA-

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

IT’S BACK

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

re-blogging again xD

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

[ID: an mspaint drawing of Exandroth, from Just Roll With: Apotheosis, pointing at the audience. There is chiller text above him that reads "reblog if you would stab a terf" and below "or are a part of rumi's sex cult". Below the bottom text is smaller arial text reading "(no1 will kno which you rbd for............)" The colours used vary from a light orange to a red.]

"that ship isn't canon! that character isn't gay!" well thats not what the voices told me

I’m getting sick of it. Is anyone else getting sick of it?

Clap if you’re getting sick of it!

Ms paint furry vent art but with orcs

Do not ship children with adults.

That is all. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.