Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

This is my favorite joke

(via exhale-the-bad)

Netflix and adopt a dog with me

my name’s blurryface and i

will shame your kink

hold on to your honkers

‟17 years old? What the fuck!?” 

Hear his mighty roar.

me when spectre finally comes out

when your favourite foreign football player makes a social media account

but makes some of his posts in English 

Farewell Provence by Craig

Why be the dancing queen when you can be the killer queen, gunpowder gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NURI!!!❤

cool date idea:

Eating banana bread on the kitchen floor at midnight

everybody thinks their dog is the best dog in the world and everybody is right

James Rhodes (War Machine) to Sam Wilson (Falcon), at their weekly brunch on Saturdays. (via wannabe-a-statistical-anomaly)