I’m so angry right now

@tawtopia

Pinnacle of latte art.

honestly

My campers have given my umbrella its own name. They call it “The Mother of a Thousand Eyes”, which is alarmingly Lovecraftian. They insist that I’m a vampire who steals eyeballs to give to The Mother of a Thousand Eyes, and that she is always watching.

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

And film was exposed using silver in the emulsion fluid for old photographs. But with more advanced photographic technology and things like digital cameras theres no need to use silver in the printing process.

I can imagine old vampires being super into selfies because they never got to keep pictures of themselves before.

imagine being so rich that you never need to attempt to raise money for anything in your goddamned life so you decide to sell organic cage free gluten free soy free lemon water for funsies but no one in your rich neighborhood leaves their house ever so instead you get your underpaid employees to give you, a rich toddler, their money.

i hate

I’M WHEEZING IMAGINE BEING THIS REMOVED FROM REALITY

The entire family is filled with horrible, delusional idiots

the babadook works at michaels and teaches scrapbooking classes

u can’t get rid of the scrapadook

I scrolled back as far as I could on the tag for “The Cask of Amontillado” and I still can’t find a single reason why everyone’s posting about it all of the sudden

Look a little bit further, in the very back

Mathilde Froustey in La Bayadère

📷 Sébastien Mathé

self care is eating rice

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WTF