look at that pup smile

your fav is problematic: Santa

*jumps over hole in sidewalk* yea you could say im pretty fucking athletic

“hey, how was school?”

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

*POLICE SIRENS*

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[gavin screaming]

who the fuck is Gavin

i don’t know but he seems pretty upset

jingle bells  jingle bells jingle all the way oh what fun it is to be the one cousin who’s gay

That’s so me

this is so cute

New York

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

my brother left because there was no room on the chair

i have never related to cat so much in my life

Me

my youngest sister was trying to express that someone died with her limited child vocabulary and what she finally said was “his ghost fell out”

its been fucking me up all week

for every note, I will tell my dog I love her

the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too and they have no idea what the context is they’re just always ready to party no matter what