*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

#what would you even do as an artist #if one day superman is just wearing a costume that is clearly your design #like superman was clearly looking at your deviantart #there is a chance that superman saw that art you drew of him kissing batman #why is he wearing the costume you designed #is he trying to send a message #is he saying that he really does smooch batman #did superman see your kryptosona #how much does he know 

someone said they wanted to be able to reblog this with my horrible tags

no but like… do you sue him for using your designs? Do you politely ask him to stop using your designs? Do you ask him for license fees when the Superman merchandise adopts your design as well? 

i am absolutely sure that he would find one with an artist’s comment/description that included “hey superman if you’re reading this feel free to use this anytime ok ;3″ and he would say “oh man that’s so thoughtful, thank you weedhorse69, I think I will” and like how do you explain in court that you, weedhorse69, did not intend for your statement to be any kind of contractual offer because you did not think he would ever find your public internet post with his name all over it

#people are reblogging the version of this without my final addition#offended that i would suggest clark kent wouldn’t credit the artist#missing what i consider to be the obvious facts of the matter#it’s probably a costume designed out of pure thirst too like#weedhorse69 is gonna keep his mouth shut because this way he gets to watch superman#running around town in a costume that really shows off his biceps and abs#he thought it looked summery#the league holds an intervention asking him to please stop wearing it#he does not stop no one can stop him#batman v superman II: clark please put on a real shirt

tumblr is garbage and likes to resize everything and readmores don’t work on mobile anyway so you all will just have to click through if you want to read weedhorse69′s chatlog screenshots

THAT CHATLOG THO

reblogging for that goddamned chatlog, obvsly

It’s 3am and I forgot that bears are a real animal

colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like

this is THE WORST idea anyone has ever had on this site. ever.

yeah you’re right……haha……..imagine some sort of dystopia where newborns were dressed in certain colours according to their genitals……….jeez……..how fucked up would that be……..how could I have ever come up with something so silly

Dean is lying facedown with a really hot guy’s hands on his bare ass.

“Do you feel that, Dean?”

“No, no, that’s fine.”

“How about right…here?”

“Ow, yeah—um, that hurts.”

Let’s go back to the beginning.

It’s a Friday night, and Dean’s plans for the evening include wearing nothing but boxers, eating a tub of ice cream and catching up on the episodes of The Bachelor that he’s missed in the past few weeks. For all intents and purposes, he is definitely not expecting the night to end with a hot guy’s hands on his bare ass.

Unfortunately for Dean, he keeps procrastinating going to the grocery store and therefore does not have any ice cream in his house. In fact, he doesn’t have much of anything of the edible variety. But he’s already taken his pants off, so it looks like he’s stuck with the plain Quaker Oats instant oatmeal he accidentally bought a couple of weeks ago.

There’s the set-up, now moving onto the plot twist.

He misreads the directions on the box and cooks the oatmeal for way longer than you’re supposed to. When he goes to retrieve it from the microwave, he burns his hand and drops the bowl on the floor.

His hand hurts like a bitch, so he swings it wildly and hits a vase of flowers his roommate’s boyfriend bought her a couple of days ago. In his attempt to save the vase, he spins and jumps and lands flat on his ass.

The vase is fine.

He lands in the oatmeal. The scalding hot oatmeal surrounded by shards of broken glass.

And now we’re back.

Dean is in the ER with second degree burns on his hand and ass, a bruised tailbone and a couple of butt cheek cuts that probably need stitches.

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I need this omg

Dreaming Mary is another game I’d recommend. It starts of as a happy, upbeat game but soon gets a creepy atmospheric vibe. Here’s the story:

You can play the game here

Here is my masterpost of other creepy, online games

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

The amount of notes this doesn’t have bothers me…

I have reblogged this an innumerable amount of times and I won’t stop. The media spreads this false image to its viewers and we wonder why our self esteem as a whole is so distorted. It’s because the images so constantly shoved down our throats is.

wow

“Of course you don’t look like the girl in the magazine. The girl in the magazine doesn’t even look like the girl in the magazine.”

The Jennifer Lawrence one really scares me.

in a digital age, you don’t need plastic surgery anymore. You just need a good photo shop program. 

Ferris Bueller’s day off

Ferris Bueller: gemini, leo, libra, sagittarius

Sloane Peterson: cancer, capricorn, aquarius, pisces

Cameron Frye: aries, taurus, virgo, scorpio

the only horoscope post that matters

HEY THERE PERIOD HAVERS

YOU SEE THIS?

LOOK AT THIS CUTE LIL BOX THAT I GOT IN THE MAIL HERE TODAY

it looks like a normal ol cute box until you open it…

to see a CUTE LIL CUT OUT OF UNDIES INSIDE!

But the BEST PART IS THAT INSIDE THE UNDIES…

ARE FREE MAXI PADS

THERE’S SIX DIFFERENT KINDS. SIX OF EM.

YOU CAN GO TO THE U BY KOTEX WEBSITE AND SELECT A SAMPLE PACK OF FREE PADS, LINERS, OR TAMPONS. THAT SHOULD GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST A WHOLE PERIOD FOR FREE! YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO PAY FOR SHIPPING.

AND THE BEST PART?

ON THE BACK OF THE PACKING SLIP OF THIS V DISCREET BOX…

THERE’S A ONE DOLLAR OFF COUPON. FREE PADS AND TAMPONS AND A FREE COUPON OMG

GO GET EM

HONESTLY IF YOU HAVE PERIODS AND SUDDENLY RUN OUT OF YA SANITARY PRODUCTS, HAVING THIS SHIT STASHED IN YOUR DRAWER IS A LIFESAVER

*punches wall* WHO THE FUCK LET THIS GET 27K NOTES IN UNDER 36 HOURS ARE YOU KIDDING IS THAT ALL I HAVE TO DO TALK ABOUT SANITARY PRODUCTS

I’m so mad because this worked

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS. UNTIL, SAY, AUGUST 2015. A FULL YEAR. LONG ENOUGH, RIGHT?

LET’S DO THIS THING.

Trust Or Not? Believe Or Not?

I need books to read

I WANT CLASSICAL MUSIC SUGGESTIONS READY SET GO

too many people reblogging this and only one person suggested some music

All of Beethoven’s symphonies and his late string quartets Brahms symphonies Berlioz Symphonie Fantastique All of Mahler’s orchestral works Bartok Concerto for Orchestra and his string quartets Hindemith Symphonic Metamorphosis Copland’s ballets and 3rd symphony Stravinsky Soldier’s tale, Petrushka, Rite of Spring, Firebird (suite and ballet) Andreissen De Stijl, De Tijd, De Staat Bernstein Kaddish symphony, Chichester Psalms, and MASS Chambers concerto for fiddle, violin, and orchestra Crumb Vox Balanae and Black Angels

Just to name some

I asked some of my professors this once and I decided to make a playlist of everything they suggested. If you’re interested you can listen to it here:

http://open.spotify.com/user/1265729964/playlist/2GCiBtAf6Nu2o8Zq0KB9mR

It’s over 60 hours worth of music just so you know.

Omg I have a 15 hour playlist and I thought THAT was long…

Rachmaninoff symphony no. 2 All of Shostakovich’s string quartets (listen to no 8 first) Sibelius symphony no. 2 (particularly 3rd and 4th movements) Mendelssohn, Bruch and Sibelius violin concertos Elgar cello concerto in E minor Tchaikovsky Souvenir de Florence (listen to a string orchestra recording, not sextet recording) Tchaikovsky 1812 overture Chopin Nocturnes, waltzes and preludes Chopin piano concertos Scheherazade by Rimsky-Korsakov Bach’s 48 prelude and fugues (for piano) Isabella by Frank Bridge (orchestral poem) Dvorak symphony no 8

We need more suggestions, come on people

Pictures in an Exhibit by Modest Mussorgsky Pavane for a dead princess- ravel Moonlight sonata mvt3- Beethoven Aria da capo- Bach Prelude 15- Chopin

Shostakovich’s eight symphony Saint-saens third symphony Arriaga string quartet 1 Shostakovich cello sonata

Bruckner 8 All of Mahler’s symphonies. Tchaikovsky Symphonies 4-6 Shostakovich Symphony 10 Prokofiev Romeo and Juliet These are a few of my non-opera favorites.