Glasgow in a more accurate in game outfit

There’s a lot of things you’ve done that Becky doesn’t know about

It’s literally just a single question mark

“?”

I have to share this it’s too metal

“Do you think Pride stays in hell because he fears what mortals could do with his image?”

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

#discovering that the profound is lurking behind the absurd#just waiting for the chance to peek through like sunlight through the clouds#is one of the best things in life once you start to notice it

this is a beautiful way to put it and i’m gonna cry abt it

I’m coming out of lurking just to add this: 

Made a new dunmer in eso , his name is Gaellan , and in shipping him with my own oc Glasgow cause I’m sad and alone lmao.

This is the shitpost ad of great wealth. You have been blessed with financial luck. Reboots not needed.

Alt-Right Anime Nerds are the worst.

Really? You’re mad that Steven Universe isnt SEXUALIZED MORE? Fucking gremlins.

This guy acting like Japanese magical girls are intended for male consumption in the first place is ridiculous.

“Sexy girls and guys”

The characters from the anime on the right, Shugo Chara, are like 10-13 in age range…

Library books art hack by @danarune on Twitter

:eyes:

one time pulling my pants down in a bathroom stall my hand slipped out of my waistband and i punched the inside wall of the stall and hurt my knuckles and i haven’t known peace since

reblog this post and tell me the most ridiculous way youve ever hurt urself in the tags i wanna know

if you ever feel bad about urself pls go look at the notes on this post. just look at them. read them. u will feel better. i promise.

I stood too close to the door I was opening and hit myself in the head with it so hard I had to lie down.

To the tune of YMCA

Mothman!

Your a moth and a man

I said

MOTHMAN

Your a man whose a moth

I said

MOTHMAN!

your pretty wings are so soft

when you 

flap

against

my

lampshade!

OH MY GOD YES

@heteroes-are-making-me-upsetero @interrabangarang @dahmersbeer @scuffed-tarot @jazzy-mcdurf

MOTHMAN

There’s no need for a frown

I said

MOTHMAN

Put that man on the ground

He’s so

FRIGHTENED

So high up in the air

Won’t you

Please

Put

Him

Down

@moth-ver-ka

IT’S FUN TO YELL AT THE

M

O

T

H

THE MAN WHO’S ALSO A

M

O

T

H

He’s an urban legend!

But he can be your bestfriend!

You’ll be together ‘til the E-END!

A MUSICAL HIT BY THE VILLAGE MOTH PEOPLE

@spiritspodcast @somberparty

g UYS SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A SONG

@ostara-equinox

[Image description: Tag reading “random guards who only have names so I don’t have to call them guard 1 and guard 2”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: In three months, these guards are going to have families, detailed backstories, and quests for revenge against the murderers of their former lovers

worst trope is a super smart character being like “love isn’t real it’s just chemical reactions” so is every other feeling you dumb bitch

girl run

my ex was like this, i second the “run” thing

Also yeah, run. 

Who is voltron didn’t the avengers kill him in 2014

No, you’re thinking of Ultron. Voltron is the boy genius protagonist in a defunct Nickelodeon cartoon.

You’re thinking of Jimmy Neutron. Voltron is a spherical, electric-type Pokemon from gen 1 that resembles a poke ball.

No, you’re thinking of Voltorb. Voltron is that movie with the guys that rode motorcycles on lines of lights? It looked really like simplistic future tech.

No, you’re thinking of Tron. Voltron is the main antagonist in the Harry Potter fictional novel series created by J.K. Rowling.

No, you’re thinking of Voldemort.  Voltron is the royalty class of vampires from Stephenie Meyer’s infamous teenage fantasy romance series, the Twilight Saga.

No, you’re thinking of the Volturi. Voltron is the company that infamously built all of the bomb shelters in the critically acclaimed Fallout franchise.

No, you’re thinking of Vault-Tech. Voltron is actually a video game reviewer with a robot bird, and is slightly responsible for the flex tape meme

No, you’re thinking of JonTron. Voltron is the main character of the High School Musical franchise who is a basketball player.

No, you’re thinking of Troy Bolton. Voltron is the guy who sang in Disney’s Lion King.

No, you’re thinking of Elton John. Voltron is a state in the northeast United States

No, you’re thinking of Vermont. Voltron is the unit of electrical potential.

No, you’re thinking of Voltage. Voltron was a french Enlightenment writer and philosopher during the 18th Century. 

No, you’re thinking of Voltaire. Voltron is an evil symbiote that fights Spider man.

No you’re thinking of Venom. Voltron is that fire type fox pokemon

No, you’re thinking of Vulpix.  Voltron is a Danish heavy metal band.

No, you’re thinking of Volbeat. Voltron is a distilled beverage composed primarily of water and ethanol, but sometimes with traces of impurities and flavourings

No, you’re thinking of Volvic. Voltron is the leader of the Decepticons, the antagonistic alien race in Transformers.

No, you’re thinking of Megatron. Voltron is a German automaker company founded in 1937.

No, you’re thinking of Volkswagen. Voltron is the Swedish automaker company founded in 1926.

No you’re thinking of Volvo, Voltron is that one dinosaur that’s super fast and has very big and sharp claws.

No, you’re thinking of Velociraptor. Voltron is a treatment with a weakened or dead form of a disease to produce immunity against that disease.

No, you’re thinking of Vaccine. Voltron is a household item used to suck up dust and dirt to keep the carpets of homes and buildings clean.

No, you’re thinking of Vacuum. Voltron is the guy who was in Mary Poppins and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

No, you’re thinking of Van Dyke. Voltron is a measurement of the space taken up by matter, calculated as length x width x height.

No you’re thinking of Volume. Voltron is a large black bird that eats dead animals at the side of road

No, you’re thinking of Vulture. Voltron is a subatomic particle with a negative electric charge.

No, you’re thinking of Electron. Voltron is an instrument used for measuring electrical potential difference between two points in an electric circuit.

No, you’re thinking of voltmeter. Voltron is the french word for car.

No, you’re thinking of Voiture. Voltron is a salt and soda lake in nothern Tanzania. 

No, you’re thinking of Natron. Voltron is a rupture in the crust of a planetary object, such as earth, that allows hot lava, ash, and gases to escape from magma chambers.

No, you’re thinking of Volcano. Voltron is how we describe things related to the human voice.

No, you’re thinking of Vocal. Voltron is the tiny electric-type spider pokemon. 

New tag game

Type in “I want” to reveal your greatest desire

i Really wanna know what happened in this legal case

sonic legally forbidden from sobbing

for really great context that panel where Sonic’s crying uncontrollably is supposed to be because his two young kids have been completely erased from existence

WHAT

SEGA FORBIDDING SONIC FROM MOURNING HIS OFFSPRING

sonic….. fucks………….

oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. you’re right. oh my god.

@reichan-gaz

dear caretakers of children: stop telling kids “I don’t care who started it!”. you’re teaching children to ignore unequal power balances. that leads to legitimate belief in things like reverse racism, misandry, heterophobia, etc. you’re teaching children that it’s wrong to retaliate when they are wronged. “who started it” is very, very relevant.

It can also teach them that defending themselves is wrong and set them up for abuse later in life.

It always matters who started it. One person is defending themselves, and one person instigated it. When you tell them you “don’t care who started it” you’ve taught one of them that if they defend themselves they will be punished for doing so. You’ve taught the other one that they can do whatever they wish to others, no one will punish only them for it, their victim will be seen as equally accountable for what happened.

Is that really a lesson you want your kids to absorb?

Wow that is strange that it seems so normal to hear “I don’t care who started it!”

I…. wish I would have heard this more….

All these “zero tolerance policies” really ram home these same terrible lessons.  In many schools, getting punched in the face is punished equally with punching someone in the face.

Just a couple o demons~

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