“I love her for all the best reasons that a man loves a woman. In the end, I love her because she makes more of my world and my life than I can make of them by myself.”
— A Second Chicken Soup for the Woman’s Soul - Ron C. Eggertsen
my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”
"What did you just do to me?"
"I pushed your astral form out of your physical form."
Spider-Man: No Way Home | Avengers: Endgame | Dr Strange
One day your parents put you down and never picked you up again
Lesbians are gay women, and bisexual women can be mothers, so technically a lesbian who fucks a bi woman is a gay motherfucker.
lysergicyugen
jumpingbutnotforjoy
Goth
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Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.
