I’m pissing with clumsiness and wild abandon

my biggest dream is to calm down

“God is dead” -Zendaya

Zendaya is Nietzsche???

Autism Blast

If you use self-deprecating humor, that's fine. It's not my cup of tea, but it's fine.

If you use self-deprecating humor AND you're depressed or have a poor self image, I strongly suggest switching to hyperbolic self-aggrandizing humor. I truly believe it's 100000% healthier long term AND I think it's much, much funnier.

For example

*trips over a speck of dust*

Option 1: haha, I'm such a klutz, I'll probably break my neck opening a jar of pickles someday

Option 2: I AM THE MOST GRACEFUL PERSON WHO EVER LIVED YOU SAW NOTHING

ive picked up this habit recently of appending "world" to a lot of different things and i have no idea why. for example if im going to get groceries id say "im going to groceries world" or if im eating a sandwich im like "im in sandwich world right now" IT'S SO WEIRD and i have no idea where this came from

selecting an heir from my three sons through a series of challenges meant to only be winnable by the most egotistical and immature

accidentally clicked out of the text box while creating this meme and made it funnier than anything i was gonna think up

assistant: and don't forget sir that you have a meeting this afternoon with the stakeholders

dracula:

I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????

nothing will ever beat the moment i saw freddy carter as kaz brekker covered in blood, his teeth bared, saying “i recommend a cane” after throwing a man who had a chain around his throat to the fucking ground. and then proceeds flick the knife into the air and then to throw a knife at a man with such force that the man falls to the fucking ground. looking hot as fuck being violent.

Here's a friendly reminder that Wylan doesn't actually like chemistry, he's just good at it because he thought that being good at it would compensate for the fact that he can't read, that it would earn him his father's approval.

if you, like me, immediately thought “wait, doesn’t he say he likes it before the ‘just girls?’ ‘no, not just girls’ line?” i will inform you that we are clowns

“i don’t even like chemistry” i’m so sorry i ever doubted you op. he does like math though!

*climbs up on stupid little soapbox and screams* there is absolutely NOTHING “toxic” or “problematic” about inej telling kaz that he needs to remove his armor to be with her. he puts up so many walls and is so afraid of vulnerability that, if anything, what would really be toxic is her getting into a relationship with him and letting things continue that way. neither kaz NOR inej herself are ready to be together in an even remotely healthy way when that line is delivered in six of crows, and inej recognizes that. the idea that she should’ve just “accepted him as he was” absolutely fails to acknowledge how unhealthy relationships can get when the individuals in them aren’t emotionally in a good place for a relationship. the idea that she (or anyone) has to accept a partner who is in a toxic place as they are “if you really love them” and doesn’t have a right to draw a boundary is a deliberate misreading of that individual scene at best and an extremely damaging sentiment to transfer into an outlook on real life relationships at worst. thank you, goodnight. *climbs off stupid little soapbox*

*scrambles up your soapbox*

That scene right there is Inej standing up for herself instead of falling into this trope where a female character enters a relationship with a guy who clearly has some serious issues thinking she could “fix him”.

Sure, we all wanted Inej and Kaz to get together and reading the “I will have you without your amor or not at all” for the first time felt like a letdown. I remember feeling disappointed but at the same time I thought it was probably a reasonable decision.

I think maybe we’re a bit too used to the “I’m so madly in love with you that nothing else matters” attitude we often see in (fantasy) novels so Inej is an unusual character and I know that’s why I like her so much.

*gets off that soapbox and runs away*

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