Some people name their child after themselves, and some people say they think of their pets as their children, but rarely do you see a pet owner name their pet after themself. "Hi, I'm Dave, and this is my dog, Dave" -- you just don't see that a lot.
Hi I’m Mike, this is my son Mike Jr., and this is my pet, Mike Dog.
and this is my cat mike at
The Coffeyville Weekly Journal, Kansas, May 11, 1894
If you meet anybody on the road, kill them.
forget if i posted this here: my vision of an alternate continuity of max graves's "What Happens Next" where milo's dad has an unhealthy parasocial relationship with disgraced olympic swimmer Michael Phelps
I like to think in this universe he's still a fucking terrible dad but mostly for reasons to do with his sick obsession with disgraced olympic swimmer Michael Phelps. Like it completely comes out in the wash in terms of dad quality
Disgraced? Did Michael Phelps commit sex crimes in this AU or something
Travis Pickle. One of the most badass heroes in cinema history.
"No fuck 's givin"
That was his motto.
you talking or me? are you talking or me? i cant remember if i was talking or if you were. i don't think i was talking so it must have been you.
near the end of my shift at panera a guy in his thirties comes in and i say hi he says hey can i get a zucchini panini i say sorry sir i dont think we have that he says thats okay im just joking around i say okay what do you want and he orders a mediterranean veggie i ask him can i get a name for your order he says my name's josh but my son's name is inifinity gauntlet i say what and he holds up his hand and snaps i don't say anything and he snaps a second time
One thing that Firefox can’t do is allow me to access my telehealth therapy appointments. Three different platforms now have rejected my use of Firefox. I use Safari instead bc that’s what works and at least it isn’t chrome, but for folks who rightfully use Firefox, be aware that many, if not all, telehealth platforms will not work on Firefox (something about the encryption/security not being up to their standard, I believe; if there are hacks that Firefox gurus know to bypass this, please share with the class?).
Any reason the developers of those sites give that is not 'we're too lazy to check compatibility so we're blocking Firefox' is false.
Unused “swinging Bandits” enemy found in development files for Yoshi’s Island. In the finished game, these were replaced with the Grinder/Ukiki monkey enemies swinging in a similar manner.
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i wish disco elysium came out in the early 2000s so we could have gotten some godawful cntrl alt del comics about it
changed my mind this is scary