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can snapchat stop putting blue eyes into every filter? I wanna see little hearts around my face not my whitesona

college teacher: i’ll be emailing you the class powerpoint later today

college teacher:

we warned you about that anime shit

Here’s how Myspace can still win

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you though this was gonna be a christmas post? guess again bitch! happy hanukkah! may your latkes be delicious and you have a blessed holiday season! אני אוהב את כולכם כל כך !!!

Other sites to find me on coming soon. Personally I plan on sticking around until the end, but the writing’s on the wall. We had a good run. <3

*nearer my God to thee plays sorrowfully as all the dicks slowly disappear from my blog*

oh my GOD

this is terrible but l want “I want slime. I want alien sex. I demand alien sex!” tattooed on my body right now

I’M SORRY BUT THE KLINGON TIDDY WINDOW DOES NOT GET OLD FAST LIKE THESE CHICKS ARE SO CONFIDENT THAT NO MOTHERFUCKER IS GUNNA BE STRONG ENOUGH TO STAB THEM IN THE HEART THAT THEY JUST LEAVE THAT SHIT WIDE OPEN AND EXPOSED HOW CAN U THINK THAT GETS OLD 

I also demand alien sex but probably in a very different way from what this guy wants

I traveled back in time specifically so I could write this and send it in

me: care about people

half the notes: youre the real oppressor for telling me what to do.

the other half: cut out this useless liberal proselatizing. you are an invertebrate and you will perish in the revolution.

we have a new prize comment which is “pretty neurotypical of you to assume i have the capacity to care about other people”