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AU where Bakugo was given detention after trying to attack another student on the first day and then expelled when he pretty much tried to kill Izuku during battle training
(Bonus points for some spicy Aizawa/Mic/Midnight trauma of a building collapsing on students)
1 - Aizawa is about to tell Bakugou to calm down but since he is still trying to attack another student despite being physically held back by a capture weapon, and gives him detention where someone... let's say Hound Dog, reads him the "Let's not be dicks" manifesto. It fails. During the battle training, All Might orders Bakugou to stand down when he is about to shoot Izuku. If the kids hadn't been so focused on the thing between Izuku and Katsuki, they would have noticed All Might's genuine panic.
2 - The reason for that is that All Might, who broke many buildings through his career, is aware of two things: either Izuku is hit at full force by the attack or he redirects it and since there are very near a support wall, it won't end well.
3 - Outside of Ground Beta (I think), Aizawa, Mic and Midnight who were having lunch, hear a big boom. Everyone run there to see one horribly collapsed building, 16 students watching in horror, 4 students missing and All Might. Aizawa, Mic and Midnight don't show anything but everything is thinking about Oboro.
4 - Fortunately, it turns out that the reason why All Might isn't with the students on the ground is that because, as soon as he saw that Katsuki was indeed going to attack, he ran in there. He didn't manage to save the building but he did evacuate Ochako, Tenya, Katsuki and Izuku in time. He is not amused.
5 - Aizawa wants to immediately expel Katsuki but All Might argues that this is a mistake due to his inexperience and that if there had been another teacher instead of him, that whole thing might not have happened. Nedzu watches the footage, note that Katsuki seemed extremely unconcerned with Izuku's survival but the final nail in the coffin is the fact Katsuki attacked Izuku the day before.
When you're a teacher for long enough, you start to see the same students over and over again. Now, Shouta doesn't think he's been a teacher for all that long, but he can feel that mindset creeping in, layering a film over his view of his newest students. The class clown who's smarter than they act. The loud, confident kid with a strong, violent quirk. The bubbly, but slightly insensitive, flirt. The asocial loner with something to prove. The shy kid with a difficult to control quirk. The legacy kids. The overly earnest and rigid rule-follower.
WAIT WHY DID THIS POST I WAS EDITING IT AS A DRAFT DURING LUNCH NO NO NO
IT ISNT DONE YET HOW DO I TAKE IT BACK WITHOUT DELETING ANYTHING EJDJKDKD MY LUNCH BREAK IS OVER CAKD
saw this on twitter rn, if you ever feel discouraged about writing fanfiction, read this again
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Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire
chronotriggerwarning
Reblog to actually save a life
To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it
as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion
Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.
“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”
that’s not………. how child speech works…………………………………………..
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god okay in an attempt to be less of an asshole, here’s how child speech DOES work (or tend to work, at least)
- kids tend to hypercorrect — this means that they tend to say things like “sleeped” instead of “slept,” “writed” instead of “wrote,” “goed” instead of “went,” etc
- kids tend not to make errors such as omitting verbs (“i hungry”)
- kids also tend not to make errors in the i/me, she/her department (“me am hungry”)
- simplification of difficult sounds — consonant clusters especially, so things like st, sp, ps, etc., as well as f, v, th-sounds, ch-sounds, etc.
- “babbling”-type utterances (“apwen” for “airplane,” using one babbly word for multiple objects, things like that) generally occur in children under the age of three and a half
- say it with me: an eight-year-old child is not going to be saying “me hungwy”
- do not confuse child speech with stereotypical learner english mistakes, that’s not only incorrect but also gross on the stereotypical learner english front (“me love you long time,” anybody?)
- if you’re going to write kidfic please do some goddamn research