“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”

-John Boyega on Carrie Fisher

This is the Carrie Fisher post of body positivity reblog for a chocolate bar from her fridge

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emoji spell for jeff bezos to be visted by three ghosts on christmas eve night

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Reblogs cast

This except the third ghost actually straight up drags him to hell

Happy Hanukkah from the Hanukcats! 

How to pass in public as a gender the public doesn’t know about

if ur like over 20 and still a centrist just give up on politics, stop pretending youre paying attention to anything

FITTED TO WHOM

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Firewatch (2016)

Hey there are Warrior cats with birds as the first part of their names, right? Aren’t there cats named things like Hawkfrost and Dovewing? And the second half of the name can be just about anything found in nature, right? This is a time-sensitive question—

Thank you.

Barbra photographed by Lawrence Schiller, 1969.

shut the hell up…… data sippie juice

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit

then Jedi comes out and

someone just actually messaged me for spoilers

actually regarding physics my pet peeve is when ppl are like “ah yes the three default dimensions of the universe” TIME IS A DIMENSION!!!! FOUR WE HAVE FOUR DIMENSIONS.

so we’re just disregarding smell-o-vision now?

casablanca voice we’ll always have the house impeachment.

I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.

You would not believe how comforting this is.

Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes) 

I’m reblogging this again because the absolute joy in this video is something I haven’t seen in such a long time that I’d forgotten this aspect of humanity.

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

Forever mood.

Healing Crystals: Series C

Crocidolite

Metaphysical Properties: Crocidolite helps the holder to see through difficult situations and invites friendships and positive connections into the holder’s life. It is associated with the throat and third eye energy point, aiding in psychic enhancement and psychic communication. 

Zodiac Associations: Capricorn, Leo

**Fun fact, Tiger’s Eye is a pseudomorph of crocidolite, as Tiger’s Eye is quartz that forms over crocidolite until it eventually completely encompasses it!**

FUN FACT - CROCIDOLITE IS FUCKING ASBESTOS. IT WILL GIVE YOU CANCER. DO NOT - I REPEAT - DO NOT BUY THIS OR KEEP IT IN YOUR HOME.

Those flaky lil fibers? Those get in your lungs. It will not invite friendships, or aid psychic enhancement. It will KILL YOU.

Use common sense with crystals, guys, I beg you. Study the scientific aspects of these rocks before you embrace the metaphysical.

RECEIPTS ARE HERE.

From the above receipt:

I am not being dramatic. I’m not trolling. This is real and it kills. This is not an uwu rock - this will give you mesothelioma, the cancer we’ve all heard in a gajillion settlement commercials.

Please. Be. Safe.

Donald Trump has been impeached. It won’t matter much because the senate will never remove him, but it happened folks.

He can't run in 2020, it matters.

That’s not true at all. He can and definitely will run in 2020. And he’s got a decent shot at winning too. So keep doing the hard work of building a movement that can beat him because impeachment won’t do it for us.