White supremacist trying to form a straight-pride parade accidentally lets truth slip at city council meeting

This is like something straight out of Parks and Rec

this is a turkey vulture with leucism. the bird’s light brown color is the result of a reduction in pigment from leucism. leucistic birds rarely make it to adulthood, as they are more visible to predators, and tend to have weak eyesight & feathers.

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Mystic phone calls

(catch these big lads and lass at Otakon!)

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OH MY GOD BABEY BABEY BABEY

This is basically turning into a cat blog.

“My nephew had the best interruption while trying to do his homework“

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Oh my god @girlwalkshomealoneatnight

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

me: god i really wish i could talk to someone about this, its eating me up

someone: hey are you ok? is there anything you wanted to talk about?

me:

“he or she, his or hers”

The Collection

people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out

and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest