we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day
deer: “who knows. i might find a river. i may be attacked by wolves”
man, gods favorite creature: “tonight i will indulge in overwatch pornography”
college friend: hey thanks for showing up to the party :) its been so long how are you!
small creature piloting my corpse like gunbuster: oh fine, eating gray goo, spraying my eggs on rotted logs, perceiving light through compound eyes, the usual ahaha
college friend: ahaha yeah dope! XD hey before i introduce you to my partner, did you always speak in a rodent-like voice without opening your mouth or is this some new thing?
small creature using sinew adapters to make my jaw fall open: sorry bro got greened out on delta8 before coming here i was neevous lol
college friend: lol
Me: hi! Welcome to Lids, can I help you find anything?
Customer: yeah, I'm looking for a Yankees fitted. In all black.
My coworker Steven the wicked dark elf paladin: perhaps a blood-weeping crown of thorns would look good
I need to develop narcissistic tendencies 4 my own Sake
Im being so genuinely serious
TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM
congratulations to me and my funny dog that i drew 8 years ago for getting a million notes
going onto hentai websites like gelbooru and r34 and commenting on every image "i don't think they would do that."
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imagining walking thru a crowded market street and hearing several town criers shouting these at me
