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I May Not Be Conscious, But Baby, I’m Honest

@littleshitsofthefourthdimension

22 | ex-engineering current art student | She/her | 🏳️‍🌈
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Critical to the functioning of society, and often underappreciated in that capacity, are a class of people known as perverts. Now, I do not mean pervert in a strictly sexual sense. I mean this to describe a kind of person who gets disproportionate enjoyment and satisfaction out of a niche interest or specialty. Sexual perverts are of course included in this definition, and are quite useful for a variety of purposes, but nonsexual perverts are about as if not more common.

In almost every field and every realm of life you can find a wide variety of perverts for a wide variety of professional paraphilias. There are, for example, a great many food perverts, ranging from coffee perverts (ex. James Hoffman) to meat perverts (ex. Guga Foods) and beyond. There are programming perverts - I suspect that perhaps a majority of programmers, mathematicians and physicists are some variety of pervert. Engineering perverts are almost certainly critical to the profession, what with your train perverts and beam perverts and so on and so forth. Common among many positions are the warfare and tactics perverts, though they do not always contribute as much to their field directly; see Tom Clancy. STEM, however, pales in comparison to the sheer quantity of arts perverts. There are polyrhythm perverts (ex. Adam Neely), production and noise perverts, phonology and grammar perverts, Early Chinese literature perverts, history perverts, etc. And of course, needless to say, sexual perverts also contribute immensely to the arts.

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‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

not to say that people can't have food intolerances to anything under the sun, of course they can! but anyone who tries to generalize that to "no one can tolerate this food" is trying to sell you something expensive and unsatisfying

too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the most

Yep.

And don’t forget the Irsih elk, which supposedly went extinct because its antlers were too bleeding huge for it to function, and the ladies wouldn’t bang a man if his antlers were not huge enough.

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This is a myth I'm sorry hang on lemme look it up

The wild pig is called a babirusa, and there are a lot of sources online repeating the claim that the tusks grow into the skull and kill them. The provenance of this claim is hard to track down via internet. However, there is this post discussing a photo of a babirusa skull where one of the animal's tusks grows into its skull.

I found a couple other photos online of skulls that show this phenomenon, but they are so similar that it seems likely they show the exact same skull.

Assuming the skull hasn't been altered or doctored in any way, it happened...once! But that's very different than "the creature evolved to do this." Babirusa tusks killing them is not the usual outcome, and if it was, it wouldn't be so hard to find conclusive proof that it ever happens. Here's a picture of a babirusa with very nice large tusks:

They're a really weird adaptation, for sure, but not usually fatal to the animal.

The thing about the Irish elk is a myth that was in question around fifty years ago (longer than this article even says, actually; I have a book from 1960 that firmly dismissed it as nonsense) and is now considered debunked—not to mention that it never really had any evidence to support it in the first place. The Irish elk went extinct at the same time as many other now-extinct Pleistocene animals, for much the same combination of reasons as the other ones.

Evolution creates a lot of weird stuff, and in particular sexual selection makes adaptations that are pretty costly (antlers in general are a LOT of bone to grow and throw away every single year!) but it typically doesn't cause things that are outright lethal to the animal—if you're dead, you can't fuck.

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Tumblr: No NSFW! You know how it is we banned it because of the bots in 2018!

Also tumblr:

lmao

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You know how it is then, folks!

MANUAL BLAZE MODE GO

….am I allowed to say “whovians, grab your TARDISes?” You know how it is.

Tumblr loves doing this.  I tried to make a post about the ads that showed actual human penises in them, with screenshots, and it was taken down for violating community guidelines.... unlike the ad, I guess?

Honestly!!! This is just psychological trauma in the making

THANK YOU

I’ve asked parents about this and they always say they are teaching the child responsibility and “respect for other people’s things.” If I point out that the child accidentally broke their own toy they always say “I bought them that toy” or “my sister gave that to them.”

The problem is that parents view all possessions as not really belonging to the child. A part of them always seems to think that the adult who provided the money is the real owner

If a parent breaks a dish they see it as breaking something that already belonged to them, but if a child breaks it they see it as the child breaking something that belonged to the parents

People raising children need to realize that household possessions belong to the entire household. If everyone has to use that plate then it belongs to everyone and anyone can have a forgivable accident with it. It’s okay to deem certain possessions as just yours and ask everyone in the house to respect that, but extend the same respect to your child’s belongings

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Big mood. I know most of these are talking about little little kids, but here’s a tale from middle school. I had forgotten to charge my phone one night, and this was back when cell phones used to beep loudly when they were low on battery. I kept hearing the noise throughout the afternoon and not recognizing what it was because I’d never heard it before. When I finally did realize what it was, I was in science class and my fellow classmates were making presentations. I reached into my bag to try to turn off the phone, and then the low-battery sound went off, loud enough for the teacher to hear it. She confiscated my phone in front of everyone, and I didn’t get it back until after the weekend because it was a Friday. I was really embarrassed, especially to tell my parents.

When I got my phone back that Monday, my teacher said it was important for me to learn this lesson now since in college they wouldn’t tolerate phones going off. Fast forward to when I was in college, any time someone’s phone went off, either the professor would tell them to turn it off, or they would say, “Oh, my bad,” and turn it off themselves, and everyone would move on. I even had a professor who danced around while someone’s phone went off, and it was a welcome moment of levity during the lecture.

I say all this to say, one of the worst aspects of being a child/teen was adults assuming my intentions were malicious.

God I’ve been reading these posts for a while and each time I am struck with the realization that certainly not all parents were supposed to be a parent

“I say all this to say, one of the worst aspects of being a child/teen was adults assuming my intentions were malicious.” YES this

The problem is, even if families are forgiving the culture around children still effects the child. I use myself as proof of that.

A few times between the ages of 4 and 18 I broke things. I broke my grandma’s favorite Christmas ornament. Her first question was: “Are you hurt?” and when I apologized profusely she said “I’m just glad you weren’t hurt.”

I broke a few plates. I broke a couple glasses. Every time my dad’s first response was “Did you get cut?” the second step was cleaning up the broken bits, and the third was a discussion of what led to me breaking it and how I could avoid doing that in the future.

Same with spills. Same with stains. My biggest “punishment” from my immediate family was being taught how to clean up the mess I made and being shown in detail how to avoid the same mistake in the future if it was avoidable. There were consequences for my actions, but they were the direct result of those actions and nothing much beyond that.

My family tried so hard to teach me how to deal with accidents in a healthy way. They were patient. They treated every slip-up as a learning opportunity. They showed me a lot of love. The other adults still got to me. Teachers still punished and publicly shamed me and other students for our mess-ups. Extended family members outside of my small supportive circle still yelled at me. My friends’ parents still got mad.

To the point where whenever I messed up my first instinct was that my dad or grandparents were going to punish me, or yell at me, or hit me, even though they never did. They just didn’t. They always responded with patience and an attitude of “I’m glad you’re safe and I want to help you learn from this.” And I was still afraid of messing up. Mortified. Expecting the worst every time.

It’s like… we need to change the culture around this, man. Completely.

Also, not entirely related but this shit exposes one of the biggest things I habitually point out about the hypocrisy of the pro-hitting children moral framework: it’s generally would be seen as morally wrong to physically harm an adult for messing up the same way.

Like if an adult guest (adult, fully capable of defending themself from me) came to my house and accidentally dropped one of my plates and I started trying to beat the shit out of them everyone would agree that it’s assault and morally wrong for me to do. But if it’s a child (easily physically overpowered, can’t stop me from hitting them) then suddenly some of those same people would think that beating them for that same mistake would be not only okay but, in fact, a moral imperative. All justifications for why it’s okay to hit children are ultimately fronts for their actual reason, which is simply “i think beating children is okay because I can do it and they can’t stop me”

"Stop being funnier than me on my own post" is one of my favorite healthy tumblrisms, along with things like "hang on lemme look that up...yeah this is funny" and explicit tone indicators (positive). Like yeah let's build a world where we playfully format healthy interactions. You made a post and you wanted to be the star but damn, you've really gotta hand it to this other person for their really funny addition, so here's the internet equivalent of giving someone a friendly punch on the shoulder while making sure they know they got a good grade in social interaction

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[Image ID: A meme of Jim from The Office pointing at a board that reads, 'People on benefits aren't negatively affecting your life in the slightest'. In the second image, Jim is smiling, and the board reads, "Your life sucks because of the rich, and blaming people on benefits is exactly what they want you to do".

In the reblog is a tweet by Sergio Siano @SergioJSiano, which reads, "So, you say you hate socialism, ya say? If you make $50,000/year, $36 of your taxes goes to food stamps. $4,000 goes to corporate subsidies. If the $36 upsets you more than the $4,000, then you just hate poor people — not socialism." End ID]

requested by @campcurry

RATING: UNRELIABLE

This tweet has already been fact checked by PolitiFact here. They have concluded that it is false.

Source: 'Experts say the post does not provide enough information to break down if a person’s tax dollars are being spent in this way. However, even when experts considered the most extreme hypothetical tax situations, they concluded these numbers were not possible.'

does anyone know if i can like block sites from appearing in my google images searches??? i keep getting those awful ai generated things with a hand coming out of a man's neck and just straight up not what i was looking for, because this was in a search for "curly hair in medieval paintings". it happens every time i search for anything vaguely art-reference-like and it's so fucking annoying and it clutters my search results so much. i don't wanna add specific commands to the query every time too, what i need is like a browser extension or something

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When I'm in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.

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Lean staffing will also be illegal. If you need three people to do a job, you're hiring four.

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You are also either earning an amount or you are not earning that amount. 'Earn up to 21.50/hr' no. Either you're paying 21.50 or you are not paying 21.50. Tell the truth or jail for employer for 1000 years.

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If someone asks for 2 years experience for an entry level job paying just above minimum wage, you should be legally permitted to launch them into the fucking sun.

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Need a better breakdown? Tiktok attached below that explains Zoom's new Terms of Service:

What about folks who have therapy via Zoom? Court hearings? The list goes on. If you've got any Zoom alternatives, or maybe preference for one of the ones we listed with why, reblog please!

Image Description Below.

Email your university about FERPA compliance if you or your peers take online classes also

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They did that thing on TikTok again, except this one guy did the arrangement

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This got me teary-eyed. This encapsulates all that is best about humanity:

  • The urge to make art
  • The capacity to be moved by art
  • The way we can make friends out of strangers
  • The willingness of those former strangers to help when asked
  • While adding their own individual creativity to the mix
  • All with the goal of supporting the artist

This is what it's all about man, you dig?

Source: tiktok.com
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im a proud "ive never used chat gpt" user btw

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i honestly dont think I've willingly used a chatbot since..... cleverbot in 2012. i genuinely dont know why so many people care about this ai bullshit. sorry im with the boomers on this one. i need human creation, emotion, and thought to be interested, pal

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Plus since ChatGPT is sanitized you could never get interactions like these

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Oh, I love this an inordinate amount.

This guy covers children's songs in the style of various artists, and he's incredible.

I'm weirdly emotional about it?

This is amazing!

This is the exact opposite energy of the "what happens after the camera cuts and you've destroyed you labtop for 5 seconds of entertainment"

This guy not only wrote a whole song but dressed up and FILMED it! For what! For 1 and a half seconds of MY entertainment! That must have been HOURS of shooting and editing! I'm touched, this is art

I feel it’s important you all know this is actually a group of five dads, and they started this as a way to entertain their kids. The bands on the band wheel are their favorite bands, while the songs on the songs wheel are their kids’ favorite songs.

The vulture capitalist hedge fund that bought and subsequently destroyed Toys R Us now owns Overdrive/Libby.

They have already begun making it worse/less usable and they have a chokepoint monopoly on the delivery method of ebooks borrowed from public libraries in the US.

A fun thing about capitalism is that rich people can buy something a lot of people love and depend on, and then destroy it for fun and profit, and there’s not really anything we can do about it.

And now they’re in closing negotiations to buy Simon and Schuster. I’m sure this will have no negative consequences for books at all.

"Which is why I noticed almost immediately when, at the beginning of May, an important feature disappeared from all OverDrive web portals: the ability to recommend a book to your library’s buyers.

Previously, if you searched for an ebook/audiobook your library did not offer, but which was listed in OverDrive’s extensive database,

4 that book would appear in a separate section at the bottom of your search results with an option to recommend it to your library. Similarly, searching an author name would pull up any titles which your library did not own, or which were scheduled but not yet released, again with option to recommend.

All of that functionality just vanished. Now, searching on a title or author not currently held by your library returns only the error “We couldn’t find any matches for [x].”

The rest of the page is blank.

This has nothing to do with availability — in fact, the search box autocomplete suggestions still reveal which titles and authors are in the distribution database, and therefore available for library acquisition. These titles, both backlist and preorder, are now being actively suppressed by OverDrive.

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"I don’t have a neat solution to the fact that OverDrive has a functional monopoly in the space, or that it’s now owned by vampires. All I know to do is point at the dead canary and yell as loud as I can.

I asked my reporter friend how I might go about getting a real journalist to write about it, and she regretfully advised me that she didn’t think it was a big enough story yet to get any professional interest. Once public libraries have actually been devastated by private equity, it’ll be a story.

It will also be too late."

- The Coming Enshitification of Public Libraries

psa tip to people who google "subject + reddit"

fun little trick you have to do now because the internet is awful: if someone links to a product, company, or nearly anything in a reddit comment, check their post history to see if their comments primarily involve shilling for these things. companies have caught on that people use reddit for advice and actual human non SEO robot written garbage and have started using it to advertise, posing as regular commenters in a way thats not apparent until you check their post history