1. “Oh don’t worry, this blood isn’t mine.”
2. “How long will this take? I got to pick up my dog from the salon.”
3. “Want me to stab them?”
4. “Wanna hangout on the rooftop? It’s nice tonight.”
5. “Okay, who threw the pencil at me?”
6. “Do you ever get a meme stuck in your head?”
7. “A vampire? Pfffffffft.”
8. “These shoes? They are steel toed, why?”
9. “Take me for a fool? I can balance a spoon on my nose, who is the real fool now?”
10. “Today was suppose to be my day.”
11. “Can I lick the spoon after?”
12. “Please tell me that was the wind.”
13. “I hate you. Why are you here?”
14. “Because you’re a piece of sh-!”
15. “You’re so confident that you already bought their coffin?”
16. “Let them know that I called.”
17. “Have you ever seen the water so blue before?”
18. “No, I’m pretty sure that’s a crocodile.”
19. “If I could dig my nails into your throat and pull out your vocal cords, I would.”
20. “I told you.”
21. “This isn’t remotely what I asked for.”
22. “Yeah honey, your cooking is great. I love it.”
23. “Can you let me twirl my knife in peace?”
24. “What? I can’t send a message to the enemy?”
25. “The moonlight shone red over the crops this year. The farmers knew that only meant one thing, and so, they went to work.”

“Las personas son mas sinceras en las madrugadas, porque a esa hora siguen pensando en aquello que les causó mucho daño.”