This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy
I don't speak French so thank you to the many, many, many people in the notes going "Wait that's not 'can it' that's 'Shut the fuck up'"
Among Us, but it’s an awake and pissed off Cody on an Imperial cruiser
i'm not really a hater so much as a disliker. occasionally the fires of hate burn within me but mostly i just encounter things and go hm. don't like that.
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
Would you do 30. for geraskier if you’re up for it? :)
“Nenneke, please. Let him in.”
Geralt winces, holding the bandaged wound in his side.
“Why do you want to see that fool of a man?” The older woman’s anger is clear. “He’s the reason you are hurt.”
As if they keep count like this.
“Please.” From the sickroom, Geralt can hear Jaskier’s frantic heartbeat. He aches, knowing how worried Jaskier is. “He’s my husband.”
Something changes in Nenneke’s eyes. “When…?”
“Please…”
The door opens. Suddenly, Jaskier is all there is, holding Geralt carefully and dearly, blue eyes brimming with tears.
Geralt melts into his husband’s arms, relieved.
He’s alright now.
when they eventually get around to casting bones for strange new worlds, what I wouldn't give for them to just cast karl urban again
ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live
reblog if you’d open a cursed tomb before even considering opening tumblr live
Unless you were a tech at NASA back in the day, when one time some hydrogen a) escaped in a particular building, and b) caught on fire. This was extremely difficult because hydrogen does NOT burn on the visible spectrum humans evolved to see (and flee). Rather, it technically does, but it’s so pale that in practice, no one could see it. Additionally, pure hydrogen burns without smoke and with so little ambient heat that you can’t really sense it till you walk into it. So, per the lore, for a few days all the techs in that building just walked around brandishing brooms in front of them like lances. If your broom lit on fire, congrats! You have located more burning hydrogen! Do not proceed!
[ ID: In the Apollo days, detecting a flame from one of those leaks was accomplished by using the "broom" method, whereby workers would take a broom and walk around with the head stretched out in front of them. If the head began to burn, there was a leak. Later, during the launches of the 1980s and '90s, they used ultraviolet sensors / End ID. ]
IMPORTANT UPDATE! I found a photo of the broom method!
you see geralt found this little girl whose mind had been destroyed and her childhood robbed from her and her body experimented on and thought what she needed was empathy because empathy had helped him too. and went to get jaskier. do you understand
i love routines theoretically. in practice i have adhd so i'm not able to maintain any kind of routine and i have terrible executive dysfunction
im having a moment
im having a moment
im having a moment
college au where everyone is afraid of geralt bc he looks scary and wears all black and doesn’t talk to anyone and doesn’t show up to class all the time and ppl think he’s like. definitely done something illegal, like killed someone.
but when ppl do see him around campus, he’s always with jaskier, his very mismatched boyfriend
and ppl always comes up with theories about how he and jaskier, his sunshine lollipops and very musically and socially talented boyfriend got together
someone says jaskier’s loud mouth got him in trouble and geralt saved him, like some fairytale and it was love at first sight
another says jaskier’s the one who saved geralt bc they saw jaskier throw a bottle at a guy for making a snarky comment about his boyfriend and jaskier’s definitely the scary one i swear it guys
others say jaskier is some sort of rich boy and geralt’s his bodyguard bc his family wouldn’t let him go to college for music unless he’s got a babysitter
in reality they’re both huge nerds who met at a Renaissance faire when history major geralt said jaskier’s hat is tacky and his doublet shouldn’t be That unbuttoned, i can see your undershirt and jaskier was like “why are you looking at my unbuttoned doublet, my eyes are up here oh no ur hot”
Geralt: you’re a 14th century slut
Jaskier: fuck you! Preferably after dinner and a movie!
Everyone: why is jaskier with the token goth?
