honestly same

That’s progress. That’s big progress

it’s so nice of them to lay out a carrot for edward even though they know he’s not coming

can we just talk about how they put all their food DIRECTLY on the table??

The banana is upside down and I’m pretty sure Rosalie has half a block of Gouda cheese in front of her

“AHkhwoo”

WHAT

Leave him alone he is perfect!

“AKUUU”

https://banging-the-boy.tumblr.com/archive

Daddy

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

no no, french dogs just be like that

unrecognizable force VS ignorant object

Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

“My parents… are dead” OMG

Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”

Dead Poets Society (1989)

gay people were invented in 1989

This is what I woke up to at 7 am

We’ll never reach this level of comedy again… :(

My RDR2 playthrough