wild magic
how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"
this is actually exactly how it works
you just hate me because several life times ago I drowned you in the lake and got away with it
it took two weeks of prep but we got our first proper group pic. No one was happy about it.
a graph based on my observations
I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.
nightly spiral
this is my favorite fuckin comic ever I have never seen something capture the experience so well
Had a dream that the next big beauty trend after egirls was something called "gruntildacore" as in the character from banjo kazooie. Nobody would explain to me what that meant.
what needs saying
I wanted to run the sprinkler on my tomatoes and unfortunately that means the catio is also in the splash zone. Only a little though!
But Malice got hit with three drops of water and started yelling for help, so now she's sulking indoors in her chair.
hey bro. is that your boobs in your shirt or is your penis huge and two of them
i love when a character has something terrible happen to them and as a result they see themself as, essentially if not literally, a ghost. and so that means they only can (and have to) do what ghosts do, ie get revenge and then cease to exist. easy as that. but then halfway through this ghost vengeance they realize hey actually i might still be a human person. with human needs. that’s incredibly inconvenient, considering how much i’ve invested in this whole ghost thing
