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| Ya gul Bonabelle | her/she | trans | 24 | ask to tag cause I know I'll miss some stuff |

tee hee hee [lays in barrow nook]

Dear diary,

Torbjorn is soooooo handsome, I just love the way he says "kren sosaal"! I wish I was brave enough to tell him, but whenever I see those glowing blue eyes and that handsome mottled grey chin, I just freeze up. I'm so frustrated, I almost HOPE someone comes and raids the barrow so I can beat them to death...

I'm fed up with how Hrefna the Storm-Weaver thinks she can boss us all around. Nirn to Hrefna, the dragons died out thousands of years ago, the only thing you're a priest of is silly masks! She does know how to sing, though, I'll give her that.

Idea! If I can get Hrefna to teach me how to sing, maybe I can sing something marvellous and make Torbjorn notice me! I'll have to play it cool, as if I'm just singing to myself while I stack the wheels of cheese, at a convenient moment when he just happens to be coming by... Or I could hide his big Draugr Death Overlord helmet to make sure he comes by. I don't want to get stabbed again, though... What do I do?!

Thinking about that book Meet Me in the Bathroom and how it tried to do for the 00s rock revival bands in nyc what the classic oral history Please Kill Me did for the 70s nyc punk scene. Like same format and style.

But the problem is, none of those 00s bands are as weird or interesting as the freaks from the 70s punk scene. Like, I love the Strokes and Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Those groups made way more songs I actually listen to than Richard Hell or Jayne County. But I would MUCH rather read about Richard Hell and Jayne County's antics rather than someone trying to pretend that Karen O was even a tenth as weird.

I feel like this is a post that at best maybe @christee-angel will have an opinion on and nobody else will care