Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

thatwasnotveryravenofyou → itisextremelypigeonofthem

mactirian → theirinian

You know what I want more of? Variety in aliens. No, I don’t mean more designs for alien species. I mean variety within a species. They always seem to have the same government, the same culture, the same religion, the same language. Come on, humans don’t work that way! 

“Say, there’s a Qualar over there. What are they saying?”

“No idea.”

“What?”

“That’s a Kinzian Qualar. I’m a Surolian Qualar. You’d have just as much luck understanding them as I would. You’re lucky I even speak Human.”

“Human isn’t a language.”

“What?”

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

ripley's believe it or else

I am a strong supporter of girls complimenting other girls

@william-snekspeare

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

Stop romanticizing home depot

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

will chris ever let her live: a compilation

i finally found the best youtube comment

this is the kind of wholesome content this website desperately needs

stormblood early access, ft my skills as a snapchat editor

knight

evan keepin his eye on the streets

@zangapf

me before taking a personality quiz: [deep breath] remember who you are