I just wanted to use the microwave

Put it back quietly, go to the bathroom, look in the mirror, and practice your surprised face.

Put what back

Voldemort was stupid. He should have hidden his horcruxes across the globe in places no one would have ever found them. Instead, he scattered them around London. Some of the traps he set for them were okay, but overall, his hiding places blew. He should have hidden one in the deepest parts of the ocean, and another buried 20 feet under ground in Egypt or something. All I’m saying is, it shouldn’t have taken just nine months for barely legal adults to find these things that kept him immortal.

inktober #1: it’s been rough lately, hang in there

let me just make one thing clear

i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.

I am coniving and sarcastic, I would kill for what I believe in, and I am unforgiving once betrayed. I value logic above all and will defend my people like a hornet. I get into fist fights and hate when I can’t understand something. I am a Ravenclaw.

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

am I overreacting or do I have a valid reason to feel the way I do: a novel by me

The moment people were like “oh shit water benders”

I really loved this episode though, it was an established theme in the show that firebenders are associated with death and waterbenders are associated with life and healing, and up to this point it all seemed so clear-cut, because fire obviously destroys everything in its path while water can put out fires and heals, as we’ve seen particularly in Katara’s case with her natural healing ability.  

Then we meet Hama, who due to years of torture and hatred has found a way to turn the classic gentler waterbending ways into a weapon of destruction and manipulation, and honestly I can’t think of a better way to introduce people to the fact that things are never as clear cut as they seem.  We’ve thought of waterbenders as the good guys up until this point, so it’s jarring to find out that no, despite stereotypes and traditions, there are always going to be good and bad people in every culture/group, but that’s the point of the entire show.

It’s revisited later too when Aang and Zuko find the Sun Warriors who teach them firebending is not just about death and destruction, but also about bringing warmth to the earth and making plants grow and both Aang and Zuko needed to hear that they weren’t just instruments of destruction and gain confidence from the idea of using firebending to create life and I love it I love this show so much.

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

I WILL START GOING TO BED AT A DECENT TIME WHEN LEONARDO DICAPRIO GETS AN OSCAR

fuck

personal reminder: stop being so fucking hard on yourself

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

Women belong in the kitchen.

Men belong in the kitchen.

Everyone belongs in the kitchen.

There’s food in the kitchen.

I can get behind this movement

Can I stay in the dining room though?

You can stay in the dining room. Food will be ready shortly.

Thank you, I’ll set the table

Use the good china.