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that brief period of time when we had feral camels roaming around menacing Arizona. I think about that a lot.

in 1857 the U.S. Congress spent $30,000 importing 72 camels to be “employed for military purposes” in the american southwest. by modern standards, this was not a particularly outrageous misuse of military spending. the experiment itself was unsuccessful (and strongly lobbied against by, I shit you not, Mule Lobbyists), and the camels were eventually put up for auction. part of the herd was shipped to Nevada (after a brief detour for an organized camel racing event in Sacramento), with others being purchased by various entrepreneurs, mining companies, and traveling zoos. the former army camels then began to breed with larger civilian herds—it transpires that private businesses had imported hundreds in anticipation of a booming market in commercial camel trading. this anticipation failed to materialize.

in short, some of these camels ended up in Arizona, where they were used to build the transcontinental railroad. after construction was complete, the camel demand died down and remaining herd members were sold off or turned loose in the desert. Which is how a small but persistent number of Feral Camels came to roam the Arizona desert for a Brief and Glorious Period of 30 Years

(including one particularly bloodthirsty and legendary cryptid named Red Ghost, the subject of multiple manhunts, whose reign of terror lasted a solid decade. but that is a bedtime story for another night. sweetest dreams, and try not to count camels as you drift off to sleep—they have a habit of wandering off and starting ruckus)

This also happened in Australia and now we have this annoying feral camel population that people are always recapturing and breeding to export to Afghanistan.

I saw a tiktok the other day that was showing the "nonbinary aesthetic" and included binders... idk how to tell u guys that constantly excluding amab nonbinary people is bad...

this is also not to mention that like, painting a flat chest as the "neutral" and being surprised when nonbinary people want or are happy with their breasts like. why are we creating gender roles for nonbinary people. can we stop now

Today is a day I wish to walk into the woods and not turn around.

Did the fae get me? Did I become one with the trees? Was I claimed by the moss during a nap? Am I now a wispy phantom that hikers only see in the blue light right before sunrise and after sunset? 

Maybe I’ll pop back up hundreds of miles away in a small village where no one knows my name. When they try to ask for it I don’t respond because the forest has taken me and changed me into a higher being, mute to human language and unbothered with the daily acts of society.

Oh but to only wish

Small mountain town gothic

- A fishermen always appears at the pond at 5:43 every Monday, Thursday, and Saturday. No one knows who he is and there haven't been fish in the pond for years.

- The deer have been acting strange since logers have started cutting down the forest. Especially the big one.

- If you hear voices coming out of the woods don't answer them.

- A tourist comes into the general store talking about the fog following them while they were hiking. The owner pretends he dosnt know.

- Don't hunt outside of season. The enforcers aren't human and they like their rules.

-Fear the wilderness, the wilderness is not afraid of you.

-There is no radio station at 97.8 fm. Do not follow its advice.

nobody:

me and my friends playing DnD: *trying to suduce all the NPCs*

our dm: no

us: ignores the plot and tries to fuck the guy we are supposed to be killing

our dm: i hate you