we are all going to be ookay some day i promise
stingray blast
I find it so funny all the scientific shark names are pretty normal like Mitsukurina owstoni, Carcharias taurus etc and then there's just basking sharks like Cetorhinus MAXIMUS (basking shark for reference)
If people don't admit that alcohol is a drug so help me God I will pour an entire bottle of wine on their hair.
Wine? Drugs. Beer? Drugs. That awful cocktail you made in your dorm room out of leftover coffee and orange juice and tequila? D-d-d-drugs.
This may sound obvious to you but society at large puts alcohol in this removed category away from other drugs. If you tell most wine moms that they have a drug problem they'd be appalled that you'd ever say such a thing. It's just time for humanity to admit that we like doing drugs. Most people's drug of choice just happens to be alcohol.
Also caffeine is a drug but like, it's so baked into our culture because so many people rely on it to get through the workday, which should really say something about our relationship with work but that's not a conversation the powers that be are eager to have
the glorification of your 20s and fear of anything else has got to stop. mainly bc your 20s is quite literally the worst decade of your life the idea that ppl think you peak at 25 has me so sad for them
also when ppl act like 20s is peak sexiness. im 26 so if you presented a 22 year old as the pinnacle of desirability i would morph into a chimpanzee and rip you limb from limb. WHAT am i supposed to do with someone who hasn't even gone thru the age 23 ego death
albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric
wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on
muppetness of said offspring
Punk is when you don’t listen to punk music and don’t have radical politics and aren’t angry ever and are really niceys
[id: A painting of various mushrooms in a field. They have organically shaped white rings connecting and surrounding them on the ground, resembling the rings of a tree. End id.]
❗Pro tip: You can think about gay sex on the clock. It's free and they can't stop you.
cosmo wanda i wish all white youtubers who got popular by being racist get hit by trucks