Everyone's always saying oh let Buford curse let Buford curse* but that's lame. You could not fathom the power of Baljeet calling Buford his main bitch
*this user has never heard anyone say this
Do you ever have a post that was like divinely inspired and you're like OH WAIT NO I JUST REMEMBERED IT GIMME A SECOND
I was gonna say I forgor 💀 but I saved myself in the nick of time. Posted this anyways. As a treat
Everyone's always saying oh let Buford curse let Buford curse* but that's lame. You could not fathom the power of Baljeet calling Buford his main bitch
*this user has never heard anyone say this
Do you ever have a post that was like divinely inspired and you're like OH WAIT NO I JUST REMEMBERED IT GIMME A SECOND
funnytwittertweets
hey that's the dude who made the yo-yo man instructional video
Did you just know this
somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
weird dice! my bullet dice set for my gunslinger
babe are u okay ur crying about closeness lines over time by olivia de recat again
In the entire history of attempted necromancy, is there any recorded evidence of someone getting close to raising the dead?
I bet you feel really fucking stupid right now
imagine spending half ur life wanting to be a vampire and you got yourself a job as a familiar specifically to get turned but your employer wasn’t getting the hint and all the other vampires u know laughed at you for thinking you could be a vampire so you went and got yourself bit in a 24/7 gas station back room just to find out that pesky little van helsing blood said ‘honey boo bear ur a super powered vampire HUNTER now’
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
"quota"
am i in the fucking sales department
im deity of accessible
Top surgery’s on me boys!!
I got "disorder" first which was fucking hilarious but I accidentally clicked off before I could screenshot it. Went back and got this instead
I am the queen of the universe
EXCUSE ME
now what exactly does this mean..
Mine came up with "gems" which - for someone named Jules is just funny
"Crisis."
Yeah, that's... yeah.
Nails, so if you want pretty ones or something put together hmu
Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!
Perfect tags
I thought he was gonna jump back on the boat at the end, fr.
Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!
Perfect tags
I thought he was gonna jump back on the boat at the end, fr.
posting this over here too!
Yeah but you're a citizen, you exist in a society, in a wider world, and part of that is having a duty of being informed. Avoiding the news makes you vulnerable to disinformation and propaganda. It's also extremely privileged to be able to treat "the news" as something optional; those are people's lives, and yeah, maybe we can't solve it, but we have duty to bear witness and remember.
I'm sorry, but being informed is part of being a grown up.
huh? Listen, being informed is good, I try to be, but there's a difference between "I am aware of things around me" and "I am exposing myself to terrible things all time because I have to". Suffering isn't noble, and if we want to make a kind world, the first place we have to start with is ourselves. Feeling like shit is not activism, it is not your noble duty, and I can guarantee feeling terrible actively hinders any real work you're trying to do.
