Simple Yet Extraordinary

There is something very special about driving around at 3-4 AM. Like, am I up ridiculously late? Am I up ridiculously early? The world may never know.

*sees other car* and what the FUCK are you doing up

A man (?) was saying, as I held him at knifepoint, “I can only legally express seventeen emotions, and I’m feeling all of them in this Chili’s tonight.”

We were expecting a dream and we got a piece of literature

some important halloween costumes 

Hello 😽 -  Nikon.neko.official

“Yesterday is heavy. Put it down” - an anonymous six word story

a motherfucker could use an embrace 

i was watching infinity war with my family and when thanos was using the stones to wreck everyone on titan, my mother, who is a 41-year old, tiny 5′0 filipino woman, said something very solemnly in our language that can be translated roughly to: “that tricky thanos. probably only i could defeat him”

and dare I say it,

I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“ 

The anger I felt when I saw the url is… indescribable.

👏PARENTS 👏 AT 👏 PRIDE (x)

imagine having supportive parents